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by HuManBing
Thu Mar 27, 2014 8:28 pm
Forum: The Dark Beyond
Topic: Real life fear/horror/madness
Replies: 600
Views: 105658

Re: Real life fear/horror/madness

My workplace was about to undergo renovation just as I joined. This meant a lot of drilling noises and hammering, as well as plastic sheeting over everything. However, it also meant the construction guys put a bit of tape over the Men's room deadbolt, meaning that you no longer needed to use the com...
by HuManBing
Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:49 am
Forum: The Dark Beyond
Topic: Real life fear/horror/madness
Replies: 600
Views: 105658

Re: Real life fear/horror/madness

Tell me about it. Another documented side effect of the contraceptive medication: zero libido.

Technically, it's not INCOMPATIBLE with the drug's stated aim...

: sigh :
by HuManBing
Wed Mar 26, 2014 11:32 am
Forum: The Dark Beyond
Topic: Real life fear/horror/madness
Replies: 600
Views: 105658

Re: Real life fear/horror/madness

I took LomboDot to dinner last night and the screaming child at the adjacent table caused her to completely lose her composure. A brief but surprisingly intense exchange occurred, and we were quickly relocated at a table far away. Coincidentally enough, this extreme emotional irritability was caused...
by HuManBing
Wed Mar 26, 2014 11:27 am
Forum: The Dark Beyond
Topic: Real life fear/horror/madness
Replies: 600
Views: 105658

Re: Real life fear/horror/madness

The odd thing is, in this scenario, it's the thirtysomething male who's thinking about "ever after", rather than the twentysomething female. Although I will say in my defense that I'm not thinking about it particularly urgently. More like an interesting thought exercise. In other news, a s...
by HuManBing
Mon Mar 24, 2014 9:19 am
Forum: The Dark Beyond
Topic: Real life fear/horror/madness
Replies: 600
Views: 105658

Re: Real life fear/horror/madness

On Farewells LomboDot's visa is about to expire, and the primary legal routes to her continued stay in the US are either finding a job or finding a husband. On the job front, she's been applying to manY different prospects, but none of them are particularly well suited to her. On the husband front,...
by HuManBing
Sun Mar 16, 2014 11:58 am
Forum: Ravenloft Forum
Topic: A successful invasion of Darkon?
Replies: 54
Views: 10040

Re: A successful invasion of Darkon?

Forcing a Two-Front War The Falkovnians have Nartok, through a combination of surprise, treachery, and PsyOps to reduce native hostility with the public investigation against the Eternal Order and the King. But strategically, they can't move out of Nartok. The Creeping Death will make short work of...
by HuManBing
Sun Mar 16, 2014 11:24 am
Forum: Ravenloft Forum
Topic: Alt canon: Enlightenment, extinguished
Replies: 7
Views: 1722

Re: Alt canon: Enlightenment, extinguished

Further update: I hadn't quite realized it, but this story has fascinating potential for underlining the "four great inventions" associated with Chinese history. Gunpowder is the great military force equalizer, putting peasant on an equal footing with knights. The printing press is the gre...
by HuManBing
Sun Mar 16, 2014 10:02 am
Forum: Ravenloft Forum
Topic: What's to be done about the languages problem?
Replies: 58
Views: 7622

Re: What's to be done about the languages problem?

I have the following language groups: Baloch: Barovia, Gundarak, Intradevar (Invidia) Vaasi: Nova Vaasa, Hazlan, Kartakass Darkonian: Darkon Paradel ("noble tongue"): Marésotes (Dementlieu), Cosabel (Mordent), Praquadie (Richemulot), Borca Trecht: Falkovnian (low), Nortenmark (Lamordia) Dv...
by HuManBing
Sun Mar 16, 2014 9:25 am
Forum: Ravenloft Forum
Topic: Running the Grand Conjunction
Replies: 9
Views: 1481

Re: Running the Grand Conjunction

I rejigged the GC a few times. I'm currently running an "Azalin's apocalypse" style campaign and I'm seriously divided as to whether to use the GC adventures are written at all. There were certain problems I had with the adventures, but this was how I (sort of) worked around them: 1. Level...
by HuManBing
Fri Mar 07, 2014 6:58 pm
Forum: The Dark Beyond
Topic: Real life fear/horror/madness
Replies: 600
Views: 105658

Re: Real life fear/horror/madness

On gossip and how to stop it Nikki, one of our Chinese clerks, likes to joke around with mildly flirtatious humor. "Hey Bing, what are you doing for Valentine's Day? Anything with a special someone ? ;) ;)" "Hey, Bing, it's Tracy's birthday, write something in her card. Just make sur...
by HuManBing
Wed Mar 05, 2014 5:12 pm
Forum: Ravenloft Forum
Topic: Personal Canon
Replies: 192
Views: 55594

Re: Personal Canon

Interesting, so it takes the theme of "carrying your own torment within you" and applying it even to religion. I like this interpretation - flavors of Frazier's Golden Bough and moral relativism, with a decent helping of anthropology.
by HuManBing
Tue Feb 25, 2014 10:26 pm
Forum: Ravenloft Forum
Topic: Random hooks thread
Replies: 326
Views: 92955

Re: Random hooks thread

Decades ago, a priest named Loquitur ("the speaker") volunteered to be immured so he could act as a go-between for the realms of the living and the dead. His sacrifice was supposed to put an end to the uprisings of the dead. However, the undead are still occasionally active, and the nation...
by HuManBing
Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:09 pm
Forum: Ravenloft Forum
Topic: Cool quotes
Replies: 47
Views: 11513

Re: Cool quotes

Depending on context, the saddest, most understated two words:

"I tried." (The Usual Suspects)
by HuManBing
Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:04 pm
Forum: Ravenloft Forum
Topic: Azalin Ressurecting Irik?
Replies: 29
Views: 6756

Re: Azalin Ressurecting Irik?

Men dressing up as women? :x

I thoroughly disapprove and I shall have none of this nonsense and grotesque frippery, GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR. :evil:
by HuManBing
Thu Feb 13, 2014 10:52 pm
Forum: Ravenloft Forum
Topic: Cool quotes
Replies: 47
Views: 11513

Re: Cool quotes

"Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer." Javik - Mass Effect 3