My goal is to destroy evil monsters wherever they may be found-not to weld them into a legion of unimaginable might and to rule over all of the United Domains as the benevolent deity that I am...
On a related note, I am to remind the DM that
Megalomania is no longer on the List the next time I fail a Madness Check, and to remind her why...
Just because Vlad Drakov killed a personal friend of mine does NOT mean that I should:
-leave the head of his favorite horse in his bed with a note implicating another Darklord
-find the members of his Kargat and Impale them near the border with a note implicating another Darklord
-impale random Darkonian citizens and claim they were Kargat with a note implicating another Darklord
-impale random Darkonian soldiers of high rank and claim that Drakov did it
-kill any of his children while implicating the Kargat
...While revenge has its place (as does revolution) I am to remind myself that I
really don't need any more Powers Checks...
While infiltrating Drakov's fortress, placing him under a magical sleep, shaving him from head to toe, dying him orange and dosing him with poison oak did not incur even one Powers Check, the DM would like to remind me that security will be quadrupled if I dare try again...
Also, if I attempt that with any other Darklords I am to expect that word has gotten around and that I will most likely die.
I an not to provoke Harkon Lucas to a duel to the death and then choose 'Kazoo' as the preferred weapon-no matter how hilarious it was at the time, and even though the Darklord was amused enough to let me leave alive and wearing a 'dunce' cap
cursed to remain on my head...
On a related note, setting paper hats on fire is not a great alternative to
Remove Curse...
The Gentleman Caller does not want to challenge me to a fiddle contest, he does not have a fiddle made of gold and if I am so eager to wager him my soul I should do it in a way that does not involve NWP-Music...so sayeth the DM.
I will be killed by the Dark Powers on the spot if I ever suggest to the DM that a
Mirror of Opposition should ever be used on Toben the Many...the possibility of
destroying every single Domain ever is just too, too great to risk it!
If the DM publicly rolls a Terror Check for the Monsters then I have gone too, too far and the other PCs will not get Powers Checks for anything they decide to do to me...
My inspired use of:
-one Potion of Haste
- one pair Boots of Speed
-one Ring of Water Walking
-one Belt of Giant Strength
-one expensive set of silver chainmail
-two Daggers +1/+3 vs Shapechangers
-does not, in fact, make me a 'Torpedo of Nathan Timothy Slaying'-although I came pretty durned close. The massive bounty on my head will most likely prevent me from ever trying again.
Attempting to collect my own bounty from Nathan Timothy, while certainly amusing, is doomed to fail-and it is doubtful that he will care which cause I wish it to be sent to after I die.
Attempting to do the same while wearing a
Necklace of Missles and detonating the entire lot while wearing it however, was quite effective at killing Nathan Timothy, most of his passengers, scuttling the Riverboat and avoiding any Dark Powers Checks since I was quite dead afterwards. I have, however, promised to never use this trick again as I made our DM cry.
Also, there is no no such thing as a Necklace of
Missles in Ravenloft ever again, and I am to remind the DM of this forever. Seriously,
i'm sorry...
Lycanthropy is not 'an awesome power' and I should not let my new PC treat it as such.
Once I realize the nature of my Lycanthropic curse, pointing myself in the general direction of actual evil-doers on the Nights of the Moon...is not that terrible an idea. However, striking a pose and intoning "IN THE NAME OF THE MOON I WILL PUNISH YOU!" just before the painful transformation begins-it causes my poor DM to curse and pull her hair, and I promised not to get her upset anymore...
