I have seen the light.

[Reginald de Curry]

Be blessed with thanks, Friend Marauder, for I had forgotten to take my Benadryl. I will take some immediately.

[Reginald de Curry]

Ahhhhhhhh. That's better. Now on with the crusade!

[Dominique]

In honor of Reginald's new outlook on life, I present to you...


Reginald: "I don't want to be a role-player anymore. I want to be Reggie."

Jason of the Fraternity: "Don't be stupid, Reggie. We think that you better let Spatulon take care of things. You're getting out of control..."

Oh Brother Jason, you wound me. But I forgive you, for you know not what you do.

Now join me and avoid daemon-fire and a potential lawsuit from Dominique as we storm the Gates of Eden! In a peaceful manner, of course.

Oh, brother Reginald, why would I ever sue a brother? I'm just glad someone other than me has seen the light of the great Jack Chick! Come, let none of us be Elfstar anymore! WE WANT TO BE DEBBIE!!!

[Reginald de Curry]

Welcome back to the fold, Sister Dominique!

[Gemathustra]

In honor of Reginald's new outlook on life, I present to you...


Reginald: "I don't want to be a role-player anymore. I want to be Reggie."

Jason of the Fraternity: "Don't be stupid, Reggie. We think that you better let Spatulon take care of things. You're getting out of control..."

Oh Brother Jason, you wound me. But I forgive you, for you know not what you do.

Now join me and avoid daemon-fire and a potential lawsuit from Dominique as we storm the Gates of Eden! In a peaceful manner, of course.

Oh, brother Reginald, why would I ever sue a brother? I'm just glad someone other than me has seen the light of the great Jack Chick! Come, let none of us be Elfstar anymore! WE WANT TO BE DEBBIE!!!

Join us, Dominique...
Iiiiiit's blisssssssssssssssssss!!!

[Rotipher of the FoS]

There're a lot of wackos out there...

Yep. And the Chick-style ones take full advantage of the "my right to throw a punch ends at the tip of your nose" interpretation of American law ... with the caveat of "but my right to be an obnoxious, intolerant jerk doesn't end at your Being-Horribly-Offended threshold."

Oh, and thanks for saying the U.S. is a highly-civilized country, Desdichado. Judging by some of the loons out there grabbing for headlines (or public office), I'm not always convinced of that myself, these days!

[maraudar]

Sheesh for a moment I almost wanted to throw in my lot with this crusade.. Then of course I came to my senses and ran like hell... Now I ...Hey let go of me! NO! I WONT READ IT!! What? yes, yes I see .. It is blissssssssss.. (shambles out to the corner to pass out booklets and bring others into the fold).


Maraudar

Welfare is not really welfare as it is not concerned about you at all

[Rotipher of the FoS]

"We are the Crusade. Tolerance is futile. You will be indoctrinated."

[Reginald de Curry]

Yes, my Brothers. Yes, my Sisters. Yes, my Children, my Parents, my Kin in the Holy Crusade of Chick. We seek Enlightenment in this Dark Age, and soon the Great Secret of Eden will be revealed to us.

In...say, twenty minutes?

Yes.

Twenty holy minutes until Enlightenment.

Prepare yourselves. Salvation is at hand.

[Reginald de Curry]

The appointed hour has arrived. The Great Secret to Enlightenment is now at hand. The Key to Eden is forged with the faith of the Crusaders. I have spoken to the Great Jack Chick, and he has given unto us the final instruction.

We must transcend Birth. We must transcend Death. We must Master Time Itself. And there is only one way to do so:

WE MUST SACRIFICE OURSELVES TO YOG-SOTHOTH!!!

Jack Chick has shown me the Truth of the Lovecraftian Pantheon! I understand now! To reach Eden we must sacrifice ourselves! At midnight tonight, under the light of the moon, cut out your own hearts and eat them in worship of Yog-Sothoth! Do not fear, for in so doing you will reach PARADISE!!!!!!!!

[Charney]

I think it's funnier to imagine Chick reading these posts. I wonder how he'd react...

[Reginald de Curry]

I assure you, he is well aware of the Crusade.

I know some of you may be off-put by the Ritual of Enlightenment, especially if you are a vegetarian. Jack Chick has assured me that you do not need to eat your own heart to reach Eden.

You can also hang yourself with your own intestinal tract, if you prefer. Yog-Sothoth is Time Itself, and with Time comes Understanding, therefore Yog-Sothoth will understand.

[Reginald de Curry]

My Friends, I must bid thee farewell. I have a scant seven and one-half hours to prepare my sacrificial knife, and I need to buy a new whetstone to sharpen it. Continue the Crusade of Enlightenment, and I will meet you, at midnight tonight, in Eden.

Be Blessed, and All Hail Yog-Sothoth!

[Jason of the Fraternity]

WE MUST SACRIFICE OURSELVES TO YOG-SOTHOTH!!!

Disclaimer: Please note that the Fraternity of Shadows does not support the act of self-sacrifice in any of its forms. Any sacrifices that are conducted with the confines of the Manor de Penombre should be of the animal and/or other human types... Thank you!

[Gemathustra]

WE MUST SACRIFICE OURSELVES TO YOG-SOTHOTH!!!

Disclaimer: Please note that the Fraternity of Shadows does not support the act of self-sacrifice in any of its forms. Any sacrifices that are conducted with the confines of the Manor de Penombre should be of the animal and/or other human types... Thank you!

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