Café de Nuit

Jeremy16 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 22, 2023 11:07 am I call shenanigans! Based off his productivity Ian is clearly just a pen name for a hive of doppelgangers pumping out propaganda for their own nefarious purposes. Stop them before they take over the entire demiplane!

Curses! He's onto us! I mean, me.

I am struggling to get my Conquista Gazetteer finished on time. I just need to finish the DM's section...

I will instead have to renounce to publish Barovia this year.

I've finished two of the three entries I'm submitting, I want to submit all three together, though, I may submit those two soon if my muse isn't cooperating with this last story.

IanFordam wrote: ↑Sat Sep 23, 2023 6:32 am

Jeremy16 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 22, 2023 11:07 am I call shenanigans! Based off his productivity Ian is clearly just a pen name for a hive of doppelgangers pumping out propaganda for their own nefarious purposes. Stop them before they take over the entire demiplane!

Curses! He's onto us! I mean, me.

Are you admitting that you're really a trenchcoat full of copycats???

Baron Von Stanton wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2023 12:55 am

IanFordam wrote: ↑Sat Sep 23, 2023 6:32 am

Jeremy16 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 22, 2023 11:07 am I call shenanigans! Based off his productivity Ian is clearly just a pen name for a hive of doppelgangers pumping out propaganda for their own nefarious purposes. Stop them before they take over the entire demiplane!

Curses! He's onto us! I mean, me.

Are you admitting that you're really a trenchcoat full of copycats???

Hey! This trenchcoat full of felines always tries to provide appropriate citations!

IanFordam wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2023 4:04 pm

Baron Von Stanton wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2023 12:55 am

IanFordam wrote: ↑Sat Sep 23, 2023 6:32 am

Curses! He's onto us! I mean, me.

Are you admitting that you're really a trenchcoat full of copycats???

Hey! This trenchcoat full of felines always tries to provide appropriate citations!

Macavity's a mystery cat, he's called the Hiddenpaw
For he's the master criminal who can defy the law
He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad's despair
For when they reach the scene of crime, Macavity's not there

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity
He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity
His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare
But when they reach the scene of crime, Macavity's not there

Macavity's a ginger cat, he's very tall and thin
You would know him if you saw him for his eyes are sunken in
His brow is deeply lined with thought, his head is highly domed
His coat is dusty from neglect, his whiskers are uncombed
He sways his head from side to side, with movements like a snake
And when you think he's half asleep, he's always wide awake

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity
For he's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity
You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square
But when a crime's discovered, then Macavity's not there

Manofevil wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2023 6:11 pm Macavity's a mystery cat, he's called the Hiddenpaw
For he's the master criminal who can defy the law
He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad's despair
For when they reach the scene of crime, Macavity's not there

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity
He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity
His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare
But when they reach the scene of crime, Macavity's not there

Macavity's a ginger cat, he's very tall and thin
You would know him if you saw him for his eyes are sunken in
His brow is deeply lined with thought, his head is highly domed
His coat is dusty from neglect, his whiskers are uncombed
He sways his head from side to side, with movements like a snake
And when you think he's half asleep, he's always wide awake

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity
For he's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity
You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square
But when a crime's discovered, then Macavity's not there

T.S. Elliot, "Macavity: The Mystery Cat", Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats.

New additions!

Registry of monsters 5 and Satyral, both by Ian..., no, by Herr Baron Stanton F. Fink!

Joël of the FoS wrote: ↑Wed Sep 27, 2023 11:23 am New additions!

Registry of monsters 5 and Satyral, both by Ian..., no, by Herr Baron Stanton F. Fink!

I love cats, but I don't love cats that much.

My entries will arrive with a couple days of delay probably, I'm sorry.

Joël of the FoS wrote: ↑Fri Sep 22, 2023 8:43 am
Codename Requiem -The Strange Fate of Gunnison, Colorado 2004 (Aliens vs. Predator - Requiem) by Manofevil

Remember to credit this to M. T. Kelly

I am on the very cusp of finishing and submitting my entry... but unless I'm allowed to submit more in October, no Chibiloft this year. I am so sorry.
The article is a 100+-page monster, and it nearly got me.

I am excited to read this monster!

I am also a little terrified of how much proofreading we have to do over the next month.

I just finished and snuck in a short (8 page) entry of my own.

Rock of the Fraternity wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2023 9:59 am I am on the very cusp of finishing and submitting my entry... but unless I'm allowed to submit more in October, no Chibiloft this year. I am so sorry.
The article is a 100+-page monster, and it nearly got me.

You're not spoiling my latest Register excerpts, are you?