TheArcaneWeirdo wrote: Mon Sep 28, 2026 5:13 am
Rock of the Fraternity wrote: Sun Sep 27, 2026 4:11 pm
Concept: a military commander who butchered civilians, betrayed allies, and was all-around trash, with the sole goal of one day becoming king.
He went so far that he attracted the attention of the Dark Powers, became lord of his own domain...
...and he hates it.
His is a large and prosperous land, with no hostile neighbours or big problems. There is no one to fight, and so the man who was once an active warlord is now forced to spend his days doing tedious and complex tasks.
Worse yet, unbeknownst to the dark lord, he exudes an aura of splendid serenity. No matter how much the darklord wishes for violence, his own presence prevents it.
Incredible.
BTW, did you read The Stormlight Archive?
Cause one of the main characters, Dalinar Kholin, is a former warlord who now has to learn stuff like diplomacy and beaurocracy in order to unite the kingdom he and his brother conquered. He's a good guy (Now. He did some messed up things - and by that I mean warcrimes - in his youth, but he's a changed man) and eventually adapts to the new role, but in the meanwhile he's hillarious to watch.
That's what made me fall in love with this dynamic. Mr. 'when do I get to hit stuff' stuck in an office.
I've heard of it, but never read it.
This warlord is an inversion of a minor character from Fritz Leiber's setting of Newhon; Radomix Kistomerces, who is ruler of the great city of Lankhmar for about two books before Death himself deliberately schemes to have him assassinated.
Radomix, unlike his predecessors and successors, is described as a tender-hearted scholar. He only really loves his cats, but bears no one else ill will. He brokers peace between feuding houses, sends grain to starving cities, and promotes the arts and scholarship in an otherwise ridiculously corrupt city.
And wherever he goes, he projects a refreshing aura of benevolent calm, that makes people stop frowning, grinding their teeth and reaching for their swords. Not because he's got supernatural powers, but because he is a good and soothing person, who uses his power to do good.
His death is a very brief passage, with Death having deliberately arranged his death to meet quota and stop all the good and civilizing works Radomix was doing.
I found it to be one of the greatest tragedies of the series.
.....
If you've read Leiber's
Swords of Lankhmar, you are probably familiar with Glipkerio, Radomix's cousin and immediate predecessor.
A sadist with an odd flavour of nosophobia: he loathed hair (on his bedmates). Glipkerio had all his slaves shaved 100% bald, and had all the hallmarks of a psychopath from early childhood. He was very fond of torturing his slaves, whenever he had an excuse.
In
Swords of Lankhmar, intelligent rats try to take over the city. Initially, Glipkerio thought to destroy them by a spell provided by a grain merchant counsellor of his (actually one of the rats' allies, whose ancestors had been magically interbreeding with them).
As soon as the 'spell' (a fraud) proved unviable, Glipkerio first agreed to sign a 'peace treaty' (full surrender and enslavement in all but name) to save himself, then tried to escape through a diving apparatus.
In the Lankhmar cosmology, planet Nehwon is a bubble rising through the cosmic waters. Glipkerio expected to find another bubble. One 'worthy of him'.
Last he's seen in the book, the apparatus has been compressed into virtually a second skin by water pressure. The finest coffin he might have asked for...
But what if venal, sadistic, cowardly Glipkerio Kistomerces had arrived in a Ravenloft copy of Lankhmar?
He was a sensualist and a sense freak. Now, he is virtually indestructible, but he can not touch, all his senses are dulled, and eating and drinking are a harsh chore. He can move around in his coffin and has vast power to harm and kill, but he can't enjoy any of it. And his domain is acrawl with rats, just like Lankhmar always was.