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Do you seek salvation?

Yes! All hail Jack Chick!
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Nah, I prefer sinnin'.
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Disclaimer: Please note that the Fraternity of Shadows does not support the act of self-sacrifice in any of its forms. Any sacrifices that are conducted with the confines of the Manor de Penombre should be of the animal and/or other human types... Thank you!
:lol: ... Umm Ive woken up and decided not to follow ol chickie into the great beyond at the behest of Yog-Sothoth... In fact I think I will now run off into the mists. Strahd and Azalian cant be all that bad.. And god knows Gabby is a fox.. So I think I'll chance the mists instead.

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Gemathustra wrote:With or without ranch dressing?
Personally, I prefer the ranch dressing, but there are no manor rules concerning this particular issue. If you desire to drench that still beating heart in a tub of ranch dressing before consuming its rich, delicious courage, then we fully support that decision.

Mmm... ranch-soaked courage! :P
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Disclaimer 2: The Fraternity of Shadows just finished redecorating the Manor so please avoid mentioning the name of Y...G-S...toth here to summon it, as this entity is known to leave large traces of slime and to forget to dust his feet before entering.

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Ummmmm Joel that wasnt YS.. I kinda fell into something before I got here.


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maraudar wrote:Ummmmm Joel that wasnt YS.. I kinda fell into something before I got here.


Maraudar
Now, if you would be so kind so as to remove your personage from my Islets of Langerhan so I can reinsert them back into my abdomen, please?
"Arrogant mortal! You are in my world now and you will never leave this attic alive! I will destroy you, and then I will possess she whom you love the most. And there is not a single thing in the world you can do to stop me!"
*poke*
"OW!"
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Now, if you would be so kind so as to remove your personage from my Islets of Langerhan so I can reinsert them back into my abdomen, please?
Mutters as he scrapes of his boots.. Well they were just laying around, and they looked so warm and squishy :roll:

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Oh, Drakov won't like you using his sword as your bootscraper...Now where did he leave that stake? :evil:
Have to fight, cause I know
in the end it's worthwhile,
that the pain that I feel slowly fades away.
It will be alright

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Charney wrote:I think it's funnier to imagine Chick reading these posts. I wonder how he'd react...
Silly Charney, everyone knows Jack Chick can't read.
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ScS of the Fraternity wrote:
Charney wrote:I think it's funnier to imagine Chick reading these posts. I wonder how he'd react...
Silly Charney, everyone knows Jack Chick can't read.
After all, aren't letters and words the Devil's lullaby?
"Arrogant mortal! You are in my world now and you will never leave this attic alive! I will destroy you, and then I will possess she whom you love the most. And there is not a single thing in the world you can do to stop me!"
*poke*
"OW!"
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Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!
Go tell the Spartans, thou who passest by,
That here, obedient to their laws, we lie.
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Must fight the urge... must fight the urge...Urge winning, must throw away D&D!

I HAVE SINNED! I'VE PLAYED THE DEVIL'S GAME! SAVE ME JEBUS!
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Too late!

Last week someone got Jesus to DM a wicked game of "Old Testament the RPG - now we're all doomed. Doomed! Doooooooooomed!
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Brothers and sisters, something is very strange here. I'm trying to read Jack Chick's latest tract, but all it says is "Hastur Hastur Hastur" over and ov
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Disclaimer 3: The Fraternity of Shadows will not be held repsonsible for any acts of violence, torture, impending doom, death, fates worse than death, and sentences of making paper chain dollies for 500 years at the hands of Drusilla.

Disclaimer 4: The Fraternity of Shadows is not responsible for any acts of violence against Jack Chick supporters within the estate of te Manoir de Penombre from other members, Socko, Drusilla, escaped doll golems, The FoS, topiary golems, gremlins, interdimensional weirdo creatures, HP Lovecraft creatures, Cenobytes, random boogiemen, etc. You are on your own and we have lots of pent up agression after burninog our precious D&D collections in the maze earlier yesterday evening.

On the whole, I am off to brainwash Jack Chick and turn him into the greatest DM of all time, Drusilla has offered to end her (extended) vacation early (seems she was in the cellar the whole time, she built a new secret room) as she thinks this mission will e.. errr... fun. her words, not mine.
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Wiccy of the Fraternity wrote: On the whole, I am off to brainwash Jack Chick and turn him into the greatest DM of all time, Drusilla has offered to end her (extended) vacation early (seems she was in the cellar the whole time, she built a new secret room) as she thinks this mission will e.. errr... fun. her words, not mine.
You mean to say that you're going to have Dru bite Jack Chick?
What in the Nine Hells did she do to the Fraternity to deserve such an unspeakable fate?
She made a mess on the carpet again when she ate that Avon lady, didn't she?
"Arrogant mortal! You are in my world now and you will never leave this attic alive! I will destroy you, and then I will possess she whom you love the most. And there is not a single thing in the world you can do to stop me!"
*poke*
"OW!"
-Dracula
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