Your Wish Granted...with a Twist

Ail · Post by **Ail** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:33 am

JinnTolser wrote:Granted. You're struck by lightning, and for the brief moments before you die, your body courses with power.

I wish I was the President.

Granted. But you are the former president of Iraq and now a rope is hanging on your neck

I wish there were no stupid people.

Jester of the FoS · Post by **Jester of the FoS** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:36 am

Granted, everyone is equally dumb.

I wish my work would stop laying people off and cramming our cubicals closer and closer together.

Moral Machivelli · Post by **Moral Machivelli** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:06 am

Granted, They just went bankrupt

I wish I was rich and important

ScS of the Fraternity · Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:07 am

Duh...[Drools moronically]
Granted.
BAM!
Your workplace stops firing people but continues to cram more and more people into smaller and smaller cubicals. You now share a 2ft square cubical with four people.

I wish for all the tea in China.

Moral Machivelli · Post by **Moral Machivelli** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:28 pm

Granted. It is all 2 ft above you, without a container, and is very, very hot

I wish(again) I was rich and important.

Nathan of the FoS · Post by **Nathan of the FoS** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:56 pm

Moral Machivelli wrote: I wish(again) I was rich and important.

Granted. You're Paris Hilton.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Lord_Pruitt · Post by **Lord_Pruitt** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:07 pm

Granted.

Now you HAVE Paris Hilton.

I wish to be a god.

JinnTolser · Post by **JinnTolser** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:11 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, nobody's ever heard of you, so you have no worshippers and you die out.

I wish I didn't have to get up so early tomorrow.

Ail · Post by **Ail** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:02 am

Granted!

You're a baby again and you sleep most of your day anyway.

I wish I could travel anytime I want.

Nathan of the FoS · Post by **Nathan of the FoS** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:49 am

Ail wrote: I wish I could travel anytime I want.

Granted! You're the Flying Dutchman.

I wish someone would take Paris Hilton off my hands.

Ail · Post by **Ail** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:02 am

Nathan of the FoS wrote:
Ail wrote:
I wish someone would take Paris Hilton off my hands.

Granted!

She is dissolved with universal solvent... your hands are rather skeletal now

I wish we were back in the middle ages

Moral Machivelli · Post by **Moral Machivelli** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:13 am

Via telepathy, due to unespected transformation and disintergration.

Granted, However; your clothing makes the townspeople burn you as witch. You wake up in time to scream

I wish I was completely normal.

ScS of the Fraternity · Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:51 pm

Duh...[Drools moronically]
Granted.
BAM!
You are now a nondistinct region of space. Your composition and zero state energy is the exact average for the universe and you exist in perfect thermal equilibrium with your suroundings. There is nothing to distinquish you from anything else in the cosmos - except perhaps the burning regret of your last wish.

I wish for something good to be on TV.

Jester of the FoS · Post by **Jester of the FoS** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:43 pm

Granted Touched by an Angel returns to prime time

I wish my headache would go away.[/i]

Ail · Post by **Ail** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:52 pm

Granted!

Your head falls to the ground.

I wish I wouldn't have to work.

Café de Nuit

Welcome, friends, to our establishment.

Your Wish Granted...with a Twist