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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:31 pm
by alhoon
I found his weakness!
He is a
total idiot.
Casting charms on undead?
Let's see how the impecible will fare against the riddle of apocalypse!
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:00 am
by Le Noir Faineant
alhoon wrote:
He is a
total idiot.
*Insert victory fanfare*
What's that riddle?
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:26 pm
by alhoon
A riddle of unspeakable horror of course! If you solve it, you learn "Something that should have never be learned by mortals" and go insane... In the case of the idiot, you don't solve it and you die for your failure. Something like the Sphynx Riddle, but with a bloody end.
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:22 am
by Le Noir Faineant
Mr Hasselhoff's brain explodes...
Do a roll against poison with DC 75, or get infected with moronism!
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 6:49 pm
by alhoon
Both I and my simulacrums are
undead so... we are immune to poison. The 100 Gremshikas on the other hand...
I couldn't believe they could probably become more silly than they were. Still, They are now looking at Goldfishes for intellectual guidance.
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:42 pm
by Le Noir Faineant
Uh, how silly must they already have been to pose as servants for a squid-head man?
Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 1:16 am
by alhoon
Not that much as to oppose me Des. OK time for some counter attack:
A dozen of gnome suppermodels to swarm Merowech. They haven't been with a man for 6 months. At first... he will think he is lucky. Poor man.
Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 4:49 am
by Le Noir Faineant
YOU won't see ME run!
(I am too fast!!!)
*Merowech casts Divine Hide and Summon Underdark dwarven pimp to distract the gnome ladies*
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 5:59 am
by alhoon
You can run but not hide...
Let me summon some dark elven pimps along with their corrupted policemen and lawyers followers to "save" the "innoncent" and 'victimized by fate" gnome prostitutes.
Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 4:00 am
by Le Noir Faineant
*Summon jolly elven kindergarten*
If there's anything more bossy, brutal and murderous than the elven children of Qualinost, I don't know...
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 7:48 am
by alhoon
Woops. It drove the dark elves into a frenzy and the lawyers expended their influence in trying to take them out of jail...
I'm foiled again... Hmmm... Let's see how would you fare against
this
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 5:06 am
by Le Noir Faineant
Your choice...
No one is more powerful than my old friend BOO!
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 7:27 am
by alhoon
That fat boy reminds me of icecream... Let's throw at him some cursed icecream balls from the Spoons of damnation!
Treat it as heavy catapults shaped like icecream spoons with an icecream with the properties of green slime.
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 3:58 am
by Le Noir Faineant
What likes ice-cream more than anything else...?
Well...
*Summon Dread Mammoth of Doom*
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 6:50 am
by alhoon
Hah... you make it easy... let me use my summon dread rat swarm of doom spell.
