Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:29 pm
Exculpation
The next day, they brought in various scriptures and songs and old texts from the Temple's libraries. They fought and argued and harangued over proper and improper attitudes for men and women to couple with each other. For supposedly chaste men, the priests seemed surprisingly well-versed in the scripture's apocryphal descriptions of marital exercises.
They were impassioned, too. Stalvan so incensed Rankwen and Fitbin that Fitbin grabbed ahold of an inkwell and threw it at him before the bailiff could restrain him. Stalvan, bellowing, rose to his not-inconsiderable full height and barrelled out his chest, then heaved a chair at the other two priests, clear over the prosecution's table.
Then the tribunal committee ordered everybody out of the room while they gave all three priests a very loud upbraiding.
I stood by the door as the muffled voices rose in anger and castigation. I turned back to Allie. "Poor Stalvan," I said. "I hope they're not giving him too much of a hard time."
Allie glared at the door angrily.
"Bugger the lot of them," she said. "How I pleasure my man in my own house is none of their business, the loveless swine."
At length, they let us back in. Some underpriests had been in with a mop and bucket to swab up the ink from the altercation.
"The Songs of the Ancient Kings are very clear on this," Stalvan said, carrying an ornate tome in his outstretched hand. "The King of the East boasts of the kisses he places on the navel of his concubine." He shut the tome and peered sternly at the tribunal. "One hardly needs to be a poet to see past the implications of what the word 'navel' could also refer to."
"Objection - baseless conjecture," Rankwen said. They fell to arguing again.
The afternoon passed in this bickering and production of texts. At one point, they even put Allie on the stand to ask her if she had had any divine visions while thus engaged with me. (She described that she saw something fairly transcendent, but couldn't be sure which god it was. Occasionally she would see it more than once a day, depending on how I was feeling.)
Finally, they called a halt to the proceedings.
They were willing to negate the penalty for keeping Allie in my bedchamber in the Undercroft. After all, I had been on guard against Drachlortan, and she had been in real danger.
They charged me with a fine and penance through labor for the wallside height-peeing competition. They charged Allie with the same, but understood that it would all redound to me anyway.
Regarding the altar top copulation, the tribunal commissioner looked at me with a mixture of regret and nostalgia.
"This is what we are reduced to," he said sadly. "Trying to observe the sordid world around us, and to scratch from it, signs of the divine. You made love to a woman now your wife, on the sacred altar of Mislaxa. Did She view it as a sin? Or did She reach forth and bless your wife's womb with issue?"
He pressed his thumbs into his eyes, tired and stooped with care.
"We are mere men. Bearers of their words. Decades ago, their signs and messages were plentiful. Their miracles were munificent and bountiful. Now, we have fallen from the branch and we no longer know their thoughts. We must instead look at the facts and try to see behind them what Plan the gods have for us. Your wife is pregnant. The child was conceived on the altar. And now I must look inside your minds and ask myself whether it was religious fervor that brought you to put that child into your wife on our god's altar."
He held up a finger, and his face adopted a sterner expression.
"I have heard evidence tending to suggest that you and your wife are not religious. I have heard evidence tending to suggest rather that you court pleasures and indulgences, and that the time, manner, and place of such matters little to you."
He was silent a moment. Then, when he continued, his voice was surprisingly gentle.
"Yet, you have both done good things for the Temple. Hawk, your service to us is uncontested. The noble houses owe us gratitude for our training and support for their guards. And Alinestra Covelia, your presses spread a serial story that exalts our deeds and brings our words closer to the common man. Though you may be unwitting tools of the gods, that does not invalidate the good works you have done in their mysterious hands."
I fought the urge to look at Stalvan. If they were talking about Allie's biography of me, then Stalvan must have done a fine job indeed of persuading them.
But the tribune was not yet done.
"We cannot divine the thoughts of the gods. But we can plumb the hearts of men. We have their rules, and we know what they might say of the Temple in such a case. I hereby rule that there is no excommunication warranted against Hawk or Alinestra Covelia for their actions. A child conceived on Mislaxa's altar does not call for its parents to leave the Temple."
He struck the gavel with a sharp rattat.
"However, neither does the altar of Mislaxa call for lewd behavior upon its auspices. There will be two seasons' penance for each of you, to be disbursed among you as you see fit, and all Temple bylaws remain in force. Alinestra Covelia, you are strictly forbidden from returning to the Undercroft. The Bursar will administer a nominal fine."
He struck the gavel one final time, and the tribunal rose and shuffled out.
We looked at each other, nonplussed. Then we looked at Stalvan.
He was smiling.
"You're off the hook," he said.
I did penance for the wall incident, and my men joined me on Rest Days holystoning the courtyard with backbreaking work.
Allie went back to her presses and reinstated the old draft of the book about me. She never printed it, though. Stalvan made sure she understood clearly that if she deviated from the approved draft, she could be liable for a second separate lawsuit. But she kept a few copies for herself, up in the library on the second floor of her home.
As it turned out, Drasten, the guard leader, survived the arrow to his throat from Drachlortan's attack. He had even spent time recovering in the same hospice room as me. But, unable to speak now, and wounded as he was, there was no longer any room for him at the guard service.
He joined my men in training, as soon as he was able. Together with Lattoverdius, he trained my men to ride horses. By the time I got back to my men, Prasti and Lotal said he made a good sparring partner.
We took him on as a fellow Talon. When Lattoverdius heard, he asked to join as well. He gave his lord notice and then decamped with us. He brought several horses too.
Stalvan, obviously, got away with minimal damage to his reputation. Having cleared his protege of most of the serious charges, there was nothing left to reflect poorly on him. Later on, he was placed in charge of the First Temple's finances - an immensely influential position in Trandamere's home church.
And as for Lorisel, the hapless printing woman who had seen me carry on scandalously with Allie - she stayed on. Allie sat her down and talked with her, and Lorisel had been resigned to the prospect of being fired on the spot. But Allie had not fired her. Instead, she asked what Fitbin and Rankwen had said to her, and how they had interviewed her.
Bit by bit it came out that they had cajoled, wheedled, and threatened her with everything they could think of. Ultimately she had taken the stand on the understanding that she would just tell them what she had seen, and that it was a civic duty for her to do so. She had never intended to hurt Allie or me by her testimony.
Allie realized Lorisel had reacted then with confusion, embarrassment, and fright, precisely because of her sheltered bookish background. Allie even got her to confess that she was a virgin.
We set Lorisel up with Lellik-jir and he cured her of that pretty quickly though.
_
The next day, they brought in various scriptures and songs and old texts from the Temple's libraries. They fought and argued and harangued over proper and improper attitudes for men and women to couple with each other. For supposedly chaste men, the priests seemed surprisingly well-versed in the scripture's apocryphal descriptions of marital exercises.
They were impassioned, too. Stalvan so incensed Rankwen and Fitbin that Fitbin grabbed ahold of an inkwell and threw it at him before the bailiff could restrain him. Stalvan, bellowing, rose to his not-inconsiderable full height and barrelled out his chest, then heaved a chair at the other two priests, clear over the prosecution's table.
Then the tribunal committee ordered everybody out of the room while they gave all three priests a very loud upbraiding.
I stood by the door as the muffled voices rose in anger and castigation. I turned back to Allie. "Poor Stalvan," I said. "I hope they're not giving him too much of a hard time."
Allie glared at the door angrily.
"Bugger the lot of them," she said. "How I pleasure my man in my own house is none of their business, the loveless swine."
At length, they let us back in. Some underpriests had been in with a mop and bucket to swab up the ink from the altercation.
"The Songs of the Ancient Kings are very clear on this," Stalvan said, carrying an ornate tome in his outstretched hand. "The King of the East boasts of the kisses he places on the navel of his concubine." He shut the tome and peered sternly at the tribunal. "One hardly needs to be a poet to see past the implications of what the word 'navel' could also refer to."
"Objection - baseless conjecture," Rankwen said. They fell to arguing again.
The afternoon passed in this bickering and production of texts. At one point, they even put Allie on the stand to ask her if she had had any divine visions while thus engaged with me. (She described that she saw something fairly transcendent, but couldn't be sure which god it was. Occasionally she would see it more than once a day, depending on how I was feeling.)
Finally, they called a halt to the proceedings.
They were willing to negate the penalty for keeping Allie in my bedchamber in the Undercroft. After all, I had been on guard against Drachlortan, and she had been in real danger.
They charged me with a fine and penance through labor for the wallside height-peeing competition. They charged Allie with the same, but understood that it would all redound to me anyway.
Regarding the altar top copulation, the tribunal commissioner looked at me with a mixture of regret and nostalgia.
"This is what we are reduced to," he said sadly. "Trying to observe the sordid world around us, and to scratch from it, signs of the divine. You made love to a woman now your wife, on the sacred altar of Mislaxa. Did She view it as a sin? Or did She reach forth and bless your wife's womb with issue?"
He pressed his thumbs into his eyes, tired and stooped with care.
"We are mere men. Bearers of their words. Decades ago, their signs and messages were plentiful. Their miracles were munificent and bountiful. Now, we have fallen from the branch and we no longer know their thoughts. We must instead look at the facts and try to see behind them what Plan the gods have for us. Your wife is pregnant. The child was conceived on the altar. And now I must look inside your minds and ask myself whether it was religious fervor that brought you to put that child into your wife on our god's altar."
He held up a finger, and his face adopted a sterner expression.
"I have heard evidence tending to suggest that you and your wife are not religious. I have heard evidence tending to suggest rather that you court pleasures and indulgences, and that the time, manner, and place of such matters little to you."
He was silent a moment. Then, when he continued, his voice was surprisingly gentle.
"Yet, you have both done good things for the Temple. Hawk, your service to us is uncontested. The noble houses owe us gratitude for our training and support for their guards. And Alinestra Covelia, your presses spread a serial story that exalts our deeds and brings our words closer to the common man. Though you may be unwitting tools of the gods, that does not invalidate the good works you have done in their mysterious hands."
I fought the urge to look at Stalvan. If they were talking about Allie's biography of me, then Stalvan must have done a fine job indeed of persuading them.
But the tribune was not yet done.
"We cannot divine the thoughts of the gods. But we can plumb the hearts of men. We have their rules, and we know what they might say of the Temple in such a case. I hereby rule that there is no excommunication warranted against Hawk or Alinestra Covelia for their actions. A child conceived on Mislaxa's altar does not call for its parents to leave the Temple."
He struck the gavel with a sharp rattat.
"However, neither does the altar of Mislaxa call for lewd behavior upon its auspices. There will be two seasons' penance for each of you, to be disbursed among you as you see fit, and all Temple bylaws remain in force. Alinestra Covelia, you are strictly forbidden from returning to the Undercroft. The Bursar will administer a nominal fine."
He struck the gavel one final time, and the tribunal rose and shuffled out.
We looked at each other, nonplussed. Then we looked at Stalvan.
He was smiling.
"You're off the hook," he said.
* ~ * ~ *
The aftermath of the trial was a businesslike affair.I did penance for the wall incident, and my men joined me on Rest Days holystoning the courtyard with backbreaking work.
Allie went back to her presses and reinstated the old draft of the book about me. She never printed it, though. Stalvan made sure she understood clearly that if she deviated from the approved draft, she could be liable for a second separate lawsuit. But she kept a few copies for herself, up in the library on the second floor of her home.
As it turned out, Drasten, the guard leader, survived the arrow to his throat from Drachlortan's attack. He had even spent time recovering in the same hospice room as me. But, unable to speak now, and wounded as he was, there was no longer any room for him at the guard service.
He joined my men in training, as soon as he was able. Together with Lattoverdius, he trained my men to ride horses. By the time I got back to my men, Prasti and Lotal said he made a good sparring partner.
We took him on as a fellow Talon. When Lattoverdius heard, he asked to join as well. He gave his lord notice and then decamped with us. He brought several horses too.
Stalvan, obviously, got away with minimal damage to his reputation. Having cleared his protege of most of the serious charges, there was nothing left to reflect poorly on him. Later on, he was placed in charge of the First Temple's finances - an immensely influential position in Trandamere's home church.
And as for Lorisel, the hapless printing woman who had seen me carry on scandalously with Allie - she stayed on. Allie sat her down and talked with her, and Lorisel had been resigned to the prospect of being fired on the spot. But Allie had not fired her. Instead, she asked what Fitbin and Rankwen had said to her, and how they had interviewed her.
Bit by bit it came out that they had cajoled, wheedled, and threatened her with everything they could think of. Ultimately she had taken the stand on the understanding that she would just tell them what she had seen, and that it was a civic duty for her to do so. She had never intended to hurt Allie or me by her testimony.
Allie realized Lorisel had reacted then with confusion, embarrassment, and fright, precisely because of her sheltered bookish background. Allie even got her to confess that she was a virgin.
We set Lorisel up with Lellik-jir and he cured her of that pretty quickly though.
_