Opinions on other Darklords

[Strahdsbuddy]

In honor of Valentine's Day coming up, I'd like to conduct an experiment. I typically use the darklords as puppetmasters and background characters rather than BBEGs so I'm curious if anyone had ever given any consideration to how they are interconnected. What do you think Azalin's opinion of, and dealings with, the following darklords would be? (BTW, I've included former darklords, co-darklords like Mordenheim, and temporal rulers like Prince Othmarr because I think it adds a political dynamic)

Azalin <3's :

Adam
Alain Monette
Alfred Timothy
Ankhtepot
Anton Misroi
Arijani
Bakholis
Bluebeard
Daclaud Heinfroth
Death
Diambel
Dominic d'Honaire
Draga Salt-Biter
Easan the Mad
Ebonbane
Elena Faith-Hold
Frantisek Markov
Gabrielle Aderre
Gregor Zolnik
Gundar
Haki Shinpi
Harkon Lukas
Hazlik
Hive Queen
Illithid God-Brain
Inza Kulkevich
Ivan Dilisnya
Ivana Boritsi
Jack Karn
Jacqueline Renier
King Crocodile
Ladislav Mircea
Lady of Ravens
Laveeda Mindefisk
Leticia Mindefisk
Loht
Lord Soth
Lorinda Mindefisk
Louise Renier
Maeve
Malken
Maloccio Aderre
Meredoth
Morgoroth
Nathan Timothy
Othmarr Bolshnik
Pieter van Riese
Sodo
Stezan d'Polarno
Strahd von Zarovich
Tiyet
Torrence Bleysmith
Tristen apBlanc
Tristessa
Tsien Chiang
Urik von Kharkov
Victor Mordenheim
Vlad Drakov
Wilfred Godefroy
Yagno Petrovna

[Mephisto of the FoS]

How would Azalin react to those... hmm...

Adam Pathetic
Alain Monette Even more pathetic than Adam
Alfred Timothy Reminds me of my son, but at least he is not as frail in spirit as Irik
Ankhtepot Sleep tight little pharaoh, too much caught on his ancient cycle
Anton Misroi I can't believe this zombie lord became so powerful, bravo...
Arijani Your illusions can't foul me
Bakholis Do I really have to answer this?
Bluebeard He thinks only with his...
Daclaud Heinfroth If he was a Kargat I would have disintegrated him for even thinking of betraying me
Death A pain in the ...
Diambel Delusional
Dominic d'Honaire I respect how he has managed to control his domain
Draga Salt-Biter Pathetic
Easan the Mad A great mind but too chaotic for my taste
Ebonbane If only I got my hands on him...it.
Elena Faith-Hold More delusional than Diamabel
Frantisek Markov Hello monkey boy!
Gabrielle Aderre If only she had listened to her mother. Kids they never listen
Gregor Zolnik Too barbaric for my taste
Gundar Idiot
Haki Shinpi The most pathetic of all
Harkon Lukas I like his music but he is too snobbish
Hazlik Now there is a man that deserves my respect
Hive Queen I would like to squash her like a bug
Illithid God-Brain Amazing swimmer!
Inza Kulkevich She should know better...
Ivan Dilisnya I wouldn't even hire him as my jester
Ivana Boritsi I like her experimentations but she lacks true power
Jack Karn He is so insignificant I had forgotten about him
Jacqueline Renier I am intrigued but her power is based on frail foundations. Too weak to accumulate power on herself and proclaim herself queen
King Crocodile He would be a nice addition to my living room
Ladislav Mircea Miasma
Lady of Ravens PAthetic
Laveeda Mindefisk+Leticia Mindefisk+Lorinda Mindefisk I really respect their magic, have asked assistance from them in the past but I forget for what it was...
Loht Now here is a son I would be proud for
Lord Soth A mercenary blackguard lost in his sins.
Louise Renier Dentined to live under her sister's shadow
Maeve No comment
Malken Which version?
Maloccio Aderre Stupid half demon
Meredoth Untalented... (If only I had his vast knowledge of spells...)
Morgoroth Pathetic and sentimental
Nathan Timothy I am not sure if I would consider him to even be a candidate for a Kargat officer.
Othmarr Bolshnik Someone should teach him some manners...
Pieter van Riese I like his style...
Sodo Could you please stay in one form when I am talking to you?
Stezan d'Polarno A flop
Strahd von Zarovich BFF
Tiyet Listen to your heart...
Torrence Bleysmith I have a valpurgeist in Castle Avernus, are you related?
Tristen apBlanc we already know from the novels he finds him pathetic
Tristessa She had my respect until she died
Tsien Chiang 2e Pathetic, 3e interesting
Urik von Kharkov You're fired!!!
Victor Mordenheim Petty little man, you could do this with magic you know...
Vlad Drakov Heh...funny...
Wilfred Godefroy You are here just because of me you know... if I had stayed in Mordent you wouldn't be bullying anyone
Yagno Petrovna Would you like some dessert?