The Desolation of Zeidenburg, Part One
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I found his weakness!
He is a total idiot. Casting charms on undead?
Let's see how the impecible will fare against the riddle of apocalypse!
He is a total idiot. Casting charms on undead?
Let's see how the impecible will fare against the riddle of apocalypse!
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A riddle of unspeakable horror of course! If you solve it, you learn "Something that should have never be learned by mortals" and go insane... In the case of the idiot, you don't solve it and you die for your failure. Something like the Sphynx Riddle, but with a bloody end.
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Both I and my simulacrums are undead so... we are immune to poison. The 100 Gremshikas on the other hand... I couldn't believe they could probably become more silly than they were. Still, They are now looking at Goldfishes for intellectual guidance.
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Not that much as to oppose me Des. OK time for some counter attack:
A dozen of gnome suppermodels to swarm Merowech. They haven't been with a man for 6 months. At first... he will think he is lucky. Poor man.
A dozen of gnome suppermodels to swarm Merowech. They haven't been with a man for 6 months. At first... he will think he is lucky. Poor man.
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You can run but not hide...
Let me summon some dark elven pimps along with their corrupted policemen and lawyers followers to "save" the "innoncent" and 'victimized by fate" gnome prostitutes.
Let me summon some dark elven pimps along with their corrupted policemen and lawyers followers to "save" the "innoncent" and 'victimized by fate" gnome prostitutes.
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Woops. It drove the dark elves into a frenzy and the lawyers expended their influence in trying to take them out of jail...
I'm foiled again... Hmmm... Let's see how would you fare against this
I'm foiled again... Hmmm... Let's see how would you fare against this
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That fat boy reminds me of icecream... Let's throw at him some cursed icecream balls from the Spoons of damnation!
Treat it as heavy catapults shaped like icecream spoons with an icecream with the properties of green slime.
Treat it as heavy catapults shaped like icecream spoons with an icecream with the properties of green slime.
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Hah... you make it easy... let me use my summon dread rat swarm of doom spell.
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