The Desolation of Zeidenburg, Part One

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:55 pm

You are resourceful. The only way to stop that titanic clash (Even if it means sacrificing the Zidane simulacrum) is the obvious. Both obedient dead and simulacrums can't do anything but obey as the dominated arbiter throws them both out of the game... and the coaches harass them for their failure.

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:17 am

I counter your spell with some of mine...

*Summon Hooligans* should cancel *summon arbiter*...

Now, look what one finds googgle-ing for *hooligan*:

Beware this vicious monster!

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:00 pm

Splendid.

It seems that someone finds a small box with an x inside.

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:30 am

Bah! I waste you with my crossbow!

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:31 am

And what makes you think that you can pass through my shield spells, stoneskin, damage reduction (unless the crossbow bolt is blunt

), Applepie juggling Gremshikas that surround me and many many more magic protections?

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:27 pm

Because I am under the protection of the giant bunny of DOOM!

(Scary, uh?)

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:26 am

This calls for an expert...

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:47 am

No words for this...

I send this war machine against you...

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:38 pm

Here my boy... take that lunch.

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:20 am

Poor kitty...

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 10:49 am

Really? A couple of pieces of ham with an un-healthy dose of Cyanide salts would take the problem away.

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:12 am

I counter with summoning this ol' friend of mine...

Not that lousy elf from the new book...

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:15 am

Really, cianid food summons vampires of all kinds, didn't you know?

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:26 pm

How about redheads in distress? With a names starting from "T"?
Oh look Rafi's minion! She is running towards that cliff! You have to catch her! You may get the initiative roll and save her and spend an eternity with her... Woops.

It didn't happen.

Well... go to the undead psychologist and talk about middle-age crisis etc.

Bye- Bye!

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:56 am

I then cast the *Kelly Bundy's brain-smashing curse* on you...

You now should look like this:

Café de Nuit

Welcome, friends, to our establishment.

The Desolation of Zeidenburg, Part One