The Desolation of Zeidenburg, Part One

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:31 pm

I found his weakness!

He is a total idiot.

Casting charms on undead?

Let's see how the impecible will fare against the riddle of apocalypse!

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:00 am

alhoon wrote:
He is a total idiot.

*Insert victory fanfare*

What's that riddle?

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:26 pm

A riddle of unspeakable horror of course! If you solve it, you learn "Something that should have never be learned by mortals" and go insane... In the case of the idiot, you don't solve it and you die for your failure. Something like the Sphynx Riddle, but with a bloody end.

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:22 am

Mr Hasselhoff's brain explodes...

Do a roll against poison with DC 75, or get infected with moronism!

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 6:49 pm

Both I and my simulacrums are undead so... we are immune to poison. The 100 Gremshikas on the other hand...

I couldn't believe they could probably become more silly than they were. Still, They are now looking at Goldfishes for intellectual guidance.

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:42 pm

Uh, how silly must they already have been to pose as servants for a squid-head man?

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Tue May 02, 2006 1:16 am

Not that much as to oppose me Des. OK time for some counter attack:

A dozen of gnome suppermodels to swarm Merowech. They haven't been with a man for 6 months. At first... he will think he is lucky. Poor man.

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Wed May 03, 2006 4:49 am

YOU won't see ME run!

(I am too fast!!!)

*Merowech casts Divine Hide and Summon Underdark dwarven pimp to distract the gnome ladies*

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Thu May 04, 2006 5:59 am

You can run but not hide...

Let me summon some dark elven pimps along with their corrupted policemen and lawyers followers to "save" the "innoncent" and 'victimized by fate" gnome prostitutes.

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Sun May 07, 2006 4:00 am

*Summon jolly elven kindergarten*

If there's anything more bossy, brutal and murderous than the elven children of Qualinost, I don't know...

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Mon May 08, 2006 7:48 am

Woops. It drove the dark elves into a frenzy and the lawyers expended their influence in trying to take them out of jail...

I'm foiled again... Hmmm... Let's see how would you fare against this

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Tue May 09, 2006 5:06 am

Your choice...

No one is more powerful than my old friend BOO!

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Tue May 16, 2006 7:27 am

That fat boy reminds me of icecream... Let's throw at him some cursed icecream balls from the Spoons of damnation!
Treat it as heavy catapults shaped like icecream spoons with an icecream with the properties of green slime.

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Wed May 17, 2006 3:58 am

What likes ice-cream more than anything else...?

Well...

*Summon Dread Mammoth of Doom*

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Wed May 17, 2006 6:50 am

Hah... you make it easy... let me use my summon dread rat swarm of doom spell.

Café de Nuit

Welcome, friends, to our establishment.

The Desolation of Zeidenburg, Part One