The Desolation of Zeidenburg, Part One

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Fri May 19, 2006 3:13 am

Come on, send them in... Rats, mice, whatever...

I am just loitering around here and waiting...

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Mon May 22, 2006 1:37 pm

My cat can beat your cat every time of the day.

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:03 am

Don't bring Garfield into this, man!

Nononono...

But now tell me how you're going to dodge THIS:

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Tue May 23, 2006 8:46 am

Bah, Garfield sleeps now and won't take part in this. What is that you sent? a pig? Because I have the answer...

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Wed May 24, 2006 2:12 am

Hehehe... Poor wolf, for this friendly pig is a wereboar...

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Mon May 29, 2006 9:28 pm

Ha the BBWolf is a must of the Gust of wind spell! He can blow out building with his breath weapon... how much more murderous Wereboars. Still a nice trick.

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:01 am

Gaah! Well, then...

*Summon most miserable fatality*

If you don't get that joke, please google under *star wars kid*...

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:34 am

And take this one...

And this one!!!

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:39 pm

Who is this guy? A secret weapon? BBwolf seems fine after the onslaught, if a bit ... beaten by a stick. You should have summoned the hunter that saved the red riding hood.

let's see how the secret weapon fares against a goblin swarm with no sense of self prevasion or pity or pain.

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:48 am

*It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force... but by our skills with a lightsaber.*

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 5:57 pm

Good job... I always wanted a hill of (violentlykilled) goblin heads!
Now lets send in him armed with a +2 brilliant energy defender sword.

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:08 am

*At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge.*

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:08 pm

Let me grab a ball with fried, crunchy, salted and delicious pixie brains and watch the fight.

Le Noir Faineant · Post by **Le Noir Faineant** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 6:53 am

Bad idea, al!

ATTACK!

...And calling Ash from Pokemon as reinforcement!

Give up or be... Well... What?

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:54 pm

My champion is more than able enough to counter the attack, so I don't care. About that incomplete abomination, the "demon of incompleteness" I could offer him a little something to help him make his mind as to which master he should serve...

Café de Nuit

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The Desolation of Zeidenburg, Part One