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600 forbidden acts during an RPG
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:28 pm
by Catman Jim
Have you seen this fellows' list of acts forbidden during RPG's? Some of them made me laugh...
http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 3:55 pm
by mistshadow2k4
The Goddess' of Marriage chosen weapon is not the whip.
Obviously written by an unmarried person.
Thanks for the link.
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:13 pm
by Gemathustra
552. If my character's drow wife finds I let my neice appear in a Gnomes Gone Wild Video, my death will not even warrant a saving throw.
That's a keeper.
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:24 pm
by Jester of the FoS
180. I have neither the touch nor the power.
It's not esoteric. It's esoterrific!
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:14 pm
by Reginald de Curry
588. Paladins are immune to STDs, but if I take advantage of this ability, I lose it. Wonderful paradox, isn't it?
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:28 pm
by maraudar
54. Cannot pimp out other party members.
65. There is no Summon Bimbo spell. - Well there goes this weekend
77. I did not get my super powers from James T. Kirk.
I love that last one.
Maraudar
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:46 am
by Coan
Reginald de Curry wrote:588. Paladins are immune to STDs, but if I take advantage of this ability, I lose it. Wonderful paradox, isn't it?
This one has come up at least twice in my life with different people in different circumstances. My only conclusive explanation is that therefore everyone must be thinking about this question...
Why isn't it in the news! We need answers people!!
Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:47 pm
by Wiccy of the Fraternity
Finally finished reading them alot of them reminded me of my old "punishable by beating with their PHB" list of crimes... but then I have DM'd many a dummy... *le sigh*
Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:59 am
by Corrupted_Loremaster
252. I can not order the Druid to transform and roll out.
Good thing I finished my drink before reaching this one. I can't imagine green tea and gin being good for my screen or keyboard.
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:15 pm
by Desertrising
Man this guy has to be one of the most creative people when it comes to getting around any kind of structure or rules.
Man I am printing this out and having all my players sign a copy!