Your Wish Granted...with a Twist

Undead Cabbage · Post by **Undead Cabbage** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 10:53 pm

Ok, ok, I'm blatantly copying this from the OOTS boards. Sue me! It's still a fun game.

Here's da rules:

Grant the wish of the person above you, but with a twist. Then wish for something yourself!

For example:

Person #1 says:
I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow

Person #2 says:
Granted. You're fired.

I wish I had more money.

etc. etc.

And hey, we're a bunch of Ravenloft GMs. We should be able to come up with some really twisted interpretations of wishes. So, lets get this started.

I wish for fame and power.

JinnTolser · Post by **JinnTolser** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:13 am

Granted. You've been given the job of judge on the People's Court.

I wish it would never snow in Chicago again.

Nathan of the FoS · Post by **Nathan of the FoS** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:24 am

Granted. Hailstorms and tornadoes only.

I wish I had my Ph.D. already.

JinnTolser · Post by **JinnTolser** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:46 am

Granted, but it's a doctorate in Burmese.

I wish I hadn't eaten so much corned beef for dinner.

Brandi · Post by **Brandi** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:24 am

JinnTolser wrote:Granted, but it's a doctorate in Burmese.

I wish I hadn't eaten so much corned beef for dinner.

Granted. Explosive diarrhea and vomiting!

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Undead Cabbage · Post by **Undead Cabbage** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:24 am

Granted. You wish for your own demise...buahahahahahahahahha!

I wish for milk and cookies.

Catman Jim · Post by **Catman Jim** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:44 am

Granted, you are now 5 years old.

My dog died 2 months ago, I wish I had her back.

Undead Cabbage · Post by **Undead Cabbage** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:04 am

Granted. Frantisek Markov is twiddling is fingers in the distance.

I wish my mid terms were easy.

Desertrising · Post by **Desertrising** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:48 am

granted but finals are now impossible

I wish my children would quit screaming in the morning

Jester of the FoS · Post by **Jester of the FoS** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:41 am

Granted, SIDS strikes again.
Or, um, the Goblin King comes and takes them away right now.

I wish I could lose 20lbs.

ScS of the Fraternity · Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:09 am

Granted. Bam! Your head comes off!

I wish for eternal happiness.

Undead Cabbage · Post by **Undead Cabbage** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:20 am

Granted. You are lobotomized and constantly fed opium by Victor Mordenheim, who keeps all of your vital organs alive in separate jars for his experiments.

I wish I hadn't just lobotomized a key member of the frat...

Jester of the FoS · Post by **Jester of the FoS** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:19 pm

Granted! He's been restored by Drucilla and is more than a peeved.

I wish the war in Iraq would end.

Catman Jim · Post by **Catman Jim** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:42 pm

Granted, ICBM nukes are on their way.

I wish my grand-daughter would come for a visit.

Drinnik Shoehorn · Post by **Drinnik Shoehorn** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:27 pm

Catman Jim wrote:Granted, ICBM nukes are on their way.

I wish my grand-daughter would come for a visit.

Granted. She's now in her "screaming blue murder" phase.

I wish that I wasn't so clumsy...

Café de Nuit

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Your Wish Granted...with a Twist

Your Wish Granted...with a Twist