''Thank you, good sir."RocEter wrote:Thom looks at the prepared meal and then offers his hosts a gracious smile. If he can eat the strange foods of the Akiri people, sure he can survive eating Kelp!
"You are kind and gracious host, Uldolpho." Thom says.
The kelp is stale, verging on rancid. Nothing else has any flavor at all. It doesn't taste bad-- it just has no taste. Judging from the meal as a whole, Ghastrian "cooking" apparently consists mainly of boiling with optional chopping. The only savor comes from little pinches of sea salt, which the host stingily doles out from the jars on the table--and even that is gritty and weak.
It takes Thom a minute to realize his beverage is curdled milk, maybe weeks old, almost cheese at this point. Like all the food besides the seaweed, it is utterly without taste.
Udolpho daintily wipes his mouth with a napkin.
‘’Pinch of salt in your milk?”
If the guests decline, he looks relieved.
The Ghastrians at the table all tuck in as if this meal is a real treat.
One of the teenage girls giggles and whispers to the other (not very quietly) ''Salt and kelp at supper- they must be real important men!"