CplEthane at 04:33, 21 January 2014

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	I'm going to state this because it's always annoyed me -- I've always considered the Headless Horseman's accepted origin story to be utter rubbish. If a [[Ivana Boritsi\|noblewoman]] cut off my head to use my vital fluids as improvised bath salts, my following strategy for a tormented afterlife wouldn't be to go and terrify totally unrelated, unsuspecting people on a road throughout eternity and nothing else.		<strike>I'm going to state this because it's always annoyed me -- I've always considered the Headless Horseman's accepted origin story to be utter rubbish. If a [[Ivana Boritsi\|noblewoman]] cut off my head to use my vital fluids as improvised bath salts, my following strategy for a tormented afterlife wouldn't be to go and terrify totally unrelated, unsuspecting people on a road throughout eternity and nothing else.

	At the very least, I'd challenge [[Jacqueline Montarri]] to a staring contest. But seriously, if I was given free rein to fix or rewrite any part of Ravenloft lore, the Headless Horseman would be my first choice. There's a lot of potential for a solid and powerful backstory to such a character other than "crazy woman cut off my head for a bath, time to go carve people up on a road throughout eternity."		At the very least, I'd challenge [[Jacqueline Montarri]] to a staring contest. But seriously, if I was given free rein to fix or rewrite any part of Ravenloft lore, the Headless Horseman would be my first choice. There's a lot of potential for a solid and powerful backstory to such a character other than "crazy woman cut off my head for a bath, time to go carve people up on a road throughout eternity."</strike>

	--[[User:CplEthane\|CplEthane]] 08:54, 20 January 2014 (MST)		--[[User:CplEthane\|CplEthane]] 08:54, 20 January 2014 (MST)

			...and this is what, the third time I've complained about something on a talk page that's already long been fixed? In my defense, I've never been a reader of the ''Dungeon'' or ''Dragon'' periodicals. So disregard everything I said above here.

			Except for the staring contest with [[Jacqueline Montarri]]. I stand behind that one.

			--[[User:CplEthane\|CplEthane]] 21:33, 20 January 2014 (MST)

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I'm going to state this because it's always annoyed me -- I've always considered the Headless Horseman's accepted origin story to be utter rubbish. If a [[Ivana Boritsi|noblewoman]] cut off my head to use my vital fluids as improvised bath salts, my following strategy for a tormented afterlife wouldn't be to go and terrify totally unrelated, unsuspecting people on a road throughout eternity and nothing else.

At the very least, I'd challenge [[Jacqueline Montarri]] to a staring contest. But seriously, if I was given free rein to fix or rewrite any part of Ravenloft lore, the Headless Horseman would be my first choice. There's a lot of potential for a solid and powerful backstory to such a character other than "crazy woman cut off my head for a bath, time to go carve people up on a road throughout eternity."

--[[User:CplEthane|CplEthane]] 08:54, 20 January 2014 (MST)

Talk:The Headless Horseman - Revision history

CplEthane at 04:33, 21 January 2014

CplEthane: Created page with "I'm going to state this because it's always annoyed me -- I've always considered the Headless Horseman's accepted origin story to be utter rubbish. If a [[Ivana Boritsi|noblew..."