This April, we have made this new DM-type personality test
Yes, this is a serious DM emotional IQ test, you'd be a fool not to try it!
Answer the questions below and find out what type of DM you are. You will surely find the results helpful.
As go along, count the number of a, b, c, and d you have.
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1) How do you think your players would describe your DMing style?
a) Harsh and evil
b) Fair and just
c) I don’t think my players could answer this question (or any question, for the matter), as they are morons
d) What is that, a DM? Dungeon Master? Sounds kinky!
2) What kind of creative pursuit are you most likely to engage in?
a) Hunting baby seals creatively
b) Poetry and knitting
c) Designing new monsters, overpowered, in order to kill ‘em all
d) Wait, something like watch Netflix?
3) Do you wear socks as you are reading this?
a) No, I prefer when my feet gets stinky, heh heh
b) Yes, because they're comfy and easy to wear.
c) My good sir, how dare you suggest I could wear such crude common clothing?!
d) Are you talking to me? Silly question!
4) Which sentence best describe you?
a) I’m 38 and I live in my mother’s basement
b) I often feel sad for the state of the world
c) I use and manipulate others to get my own way
d) Me?
5) What are your favorite colors?
a) Black and red
b) White and pink
c) A certain hue of gold and subtle silver
d) I’m invisible, forget this
6) Again, what sentence best describe you?
a) I get angry easily and I listen to Black Sabbath on vinyl
b) I trust others and I believe the world could be a great place. I experience deep and varied emotions. I love to help others
c) My life is such a success, they should make a movie out of it.
d) Where is this thing going? I’m so out of here.
7) Do you believe there are aliens among us?
a) Yes, all women are evil. Especially my mother.
b) No, that’s a silly idea!
c) There called reptilians, you git, and I am one. Must be the reason of my superior intellect.
d) Sigh …
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a) I feel comfortable around people
b) I have no fear of atomic energy or the opposite sex
c) I was never thrown out of a party for being an obnoxious a-hole
d) This quiz is a great way to pass time
9) What are your favorite Darklords?
a) Drakov! Drakov!! Drakov!!!
b) Pikachu
c) The Great Kophréon the Unbeatable! You do not know him, because I designed him. He’s perfect and soooooo evil, because I'm the one that created him. Brilliant. The best. Azalain and Stradd can leave the room.
d) What? would a Kardashian be a good choice?
10) My best music videos are :
a) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R20f-TPKjzc
b) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUCgC_TukKg
c) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU2hy0L5lgg
d) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9d4ESlpHY (no, wait, not true, now how can I remove this link?)
11) Preferred food is :
a) Pizza and chips
b) Tofu salad
c) A steak from Norman Greg Farm from Alabama, with a Blue spud from the Green Roof Farm in Prince Edward Island, with a 7/8 once dollop (not too big) of organic buffala cream cheeze from Hawai, black volcano salt from Iceland.
d) Whatever, dude, just relax
12) what’s your dream career?
a) Do I have to get out of the house?
b) I wanna be a teacher or a doctor
c) I wanna be me
d) Writing pop quiz to avenge this stupid quiz
13) How often do you play D&D during a year?
a) I’d love to, but I do not have enough friends
b) About once or twice a month
c) I cannot think of players brilliant enough for my subtle game plots, so I rarely play D&D. Also, I never get invited again to a D&D game. They are not worthy, anyway!
d) D&D? What is it? Sounds kinky!
14) When you get lost, you...
a) Ask my mom where my favorite t-shirt is
b) Sit down and wail about how unfair the world is
c) Pretend wherever I've ended up is where I wanted to go all along, and those are the people I’ll annoy today
d) I don’t know, spin in a circle three times chanting a magic formula? Ah ah ah. No wait, I’m joking.
15) You’re waiting in a long line:
a) You keep your eyes on your phone
b) You chat with all the person next to you
c) You try to get before the persons in front of you
d) I watch the opposite sex, what else to do?
16) Your ideal partner is :
a) a what?
b) passionate, sensitive, and romantic
c) someone like me!
d) any cute member of the opposed sex
17) Choose the word that describes you better:
a) stinky?
b) emotional?
c) quintessential!
d) I said I was out of here. Leave me alone!
18) Do you believe in the supernatural?
a) have you met my mother?
b) that would be great if it was real, but I do not believe in it
c) I’m the reincarnation of Plato, Einstein and Edison at once.
d) you have to be kidding me?
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Results! :
If you have a majority of « a » : you are definitively a Ravenloft DM. One of the few! Your killer games would be amazing (if you just had friends to play them).
If you have a majority of « b » : you are a normal fantasy DM, stay away from Ravenloft, you are way too sensible. Your games are probably boring anyway.
If you have a majority of « c » : you are definitively a Ravenloft DM. One of the few! Your killer games would be amazing (if you just had friends to play them).
If you have a majority of « d » : Can we send someone to your house to tell you about our Lord Savior Azalin?