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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:52 pm
by Scarycount
Granted, now your friend is 100 times smarter than you and mocks every word born of your comparatively inferior brain.
I wish Flintstones reruns were still on TV.
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:36 pm
by Reginald de Curry
Granted, but your TV collapses under the weight.
I wish I wasn't having car trouble.
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:21 pm
by VAN
Granted, Your car disappears so you don't have any trouble with it!
I wish there is something cool to watch in TV.
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:52 pm
by Drinnik Shoehorn
Granted. A glass of ice appears on top of the TV.
I wish for world peace.
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:03 pm
by Moral Machivelli
Granted. all the World leaders Decide to bury their diferences, they meet for a final time at the UN to make it all official.
Total No. of world leaders before that meeting 23,495.
Total No of world leaders after that meeting 0
Assasination is IN, baby
OK, now, the big one
I wish for
WORLD DOMINATION!!!!
'cos someone has to.
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:49 pm
by Reginald de Curry
Granted, you receive a globe wrapped in leather.
I wish the buck stopped here.
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:49 pm
by ScS of the Fraternity
Granted.
Bam!
A large deer charges through the wall, crashing into your comparatively tiny frame. Miraculously, the buck does in fact stop there. By some trick of the laws of physics it transfers its momentum completely, sending you hurtling through the air like a beach ball. Sadly, while beach balls don't feel pain or curse, you will surely be doing both when you hit the ground.
I just wish I was there to see it.
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:09 pm
by Wiccy of the Fraternity
Granted, you switch places with Reginald.
I wish for world peace
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:37 pm
by alhoon
Granted! Devils come over from the nine hells, enslaving all humanity and killing within minutes everyone who might have resisted. People that may some day think to resist in the future are tortured to slow death as an example.
World peace is here!
I wish I would gain something good and lasting in the granting of my next wish.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:38 am
by JinnTolser
Granted! You become a billionaire overnight. The shock of it all causes you to have massive cardiac arrest. Your fortune lasts; you do not.
I wish my wishes wouldn't get twisted.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:33 am
by Spiteful Crow
JinnTolser wrote:Granted! You become a billionaire overnight. The shock of it all causes you to have massive cardiac arrest. Your fortune lasts; you do not.
I wish my wishes wouldn't get twisted.
You lose any ability to make further wishes.
I wish I had teleportation powers.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:33 am
by VAN
Granted. You teleport yourself at the Earth after the devils had come. Since you have teleportation powers you want to resist, but they have dimensional anchor!
I wish this day be sunny.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:00 am
by Scarycount
Granted, it's so sunny you have a heat stroke and die.
I wish my lunch break was an hour longer.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:03 pm
by BigBadQDaddy
Granted,
But now your work hours are increased by 10 hours...and just becuase it has been awhile...Your boss is the giant infant mentioned early on in this thread.
I wish I had a pet giant infant!
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:37 pm
by Reginald de Curry
Granted, but it uses you for a pacifier. Drowned in baby slobber, so sad…
I wish for a really good pizza.