Your Wish Granted...with a Twist

Wiccy of the Fraternity · Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:25 pm

Granted, but you gain an allergy to everything on it which causes you to expand to 10 times your normal size and spend the rest of your life deathly afraid of pizzas.

I wish for the ability to draw accurately and efficiently through telekinesis at 1000 times the spend I currently draw.

Spiteful Crow · Post by **Spiteful Crow** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:56 pm

Granted. You can draw quickly and efficiently, but your mind goes blank and you lose all creative inspiration.

I wish I was good at video games.

VAN · Post by **VAN** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:08 am

Granted. You become the best videogame player ever. The Game companies though very angry that someone has managed to finish all their games just stop producing them anymore. So you totally bored wining and wining the same games drop them all away and remain with nothing to do.

I wish I become super intelligent so I can learn very quickly!

Rotipher of the FoS · Post by **Rotipher of the FoS** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:17 pm

Wish granted. Your metabolic rate speeds up so that you learn at 50 times the normal human rate. Sadly, you also age at 50 times the usual human rate and are dead of old age in less than two birthdays.

I wish it wouldn't keep snowing on those days when I have work to do or errands to run.

Spiteful Crow · Post by **Spiteful Crow** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:09 pm

Granted. The Earth is knocked off its axis, causing a catastrophic climate change that kills most of the Earth's population, but leaves your area nice and sunny year-round.

I wish the weather would go back to normal.

JinnTolser · Post by **JinnTolser** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:52 pm

Granted! The weather all over the planet drops below freezing and remains there forever... "normal" by the definition of those who live near the Arctic Circle.

Spiteful Crow · Post by **Spiteful Crow** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:47 am

* pokes JinnTolser *

Pssst! You forgot to make a wish!

JinnTolser · Post by **JinnTolser** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:39 pm

Spiteful Crow wrote:* pokes JinnTolser *

Pssst! You forgot to make a wish!

*Groan* Not again!

I wish I didn't forget things all the time.

Reginald de Curry · Post by **Reginald de Curry** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:29 pm

Granted, you only forget things when you're awake.

I wish my toenail clippings were worth more.

BigBadQDaddy · Post by **BigBadQDaddy** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:20 pm

Reginald de Curry wrote:I wish my toenail clippings were worth more.

Granted,
Now you are hunted down by men who hoard your precious toenail clippings for there rich Keratin deposits!

I wish I could control space and time.

Spiteful Crow · Post by **Spiteful Crow** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:30 pm

Granted. You are sent to your own little demiplane with absolutely nothing in it, but you can change the size of it at will...

... and you're given a VCR which you instinctively know how to set the time on.

I wish I had some bacon.

Scarycount · Post by **Scarycount** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:30 am

Granted, but it is uncooked.

I wish my GF wasn't busy this weekend.

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 6:03 am

Granted! She is no longer your Girlfriend. She has left with the man you hate most.

I wish people's wishes will do me good.

Rotipher of the FoS · Sat Mar 10, 2007 12:39 pm

Granted. Every beneficial wish on this thread returns its effects upon you threefold. Of course, since every wish on this thread invariably backfires in cruel and nasty ways, that means you catch three times the hell as the poor saps who make the wishes.

I wish I weren't one of the poor saps who keep making self-destructive wishes on this thread.

Scarycount · Post by **Scarycount** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:04 pm

Granted, you now have lots of money, but are still a sap and making self desstucitve wishes.

I wish the Montagues and Capulets had never fought.

Café de Nuit

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