Café de Nuit

Granted, but you gain an allergy to everything on it which causes you to expand to 10 times your normal size and spend the rest of your life deathly afraid of pizzas.

I wish for the ability to draw accurately and efficiently through telekinesis at 1000 times the spend I currently draw.

Granted. You can draw quickly and efficiently, but your mind goes blank and you lose all creative inspiration.

I wish I was good at video games.

Granted. You become the best videogame player ever. The Game companies though very angry that someone has managed to finish all their games just stop producing them anymore. So you totally bored wining and wining the same games drop them all away and remain with nothing to do.

I wish I become super intelligent so I can learn very quickly!

Wish granted. Your metabolic rate speeds up so that you learn at 50 times the normal human rate. Sadly, you also age at 50 times the usual human rate and are dead of old age in less than two birthdays.

I wish it wouldn't keep snowing on those days when I have work to do or errands to run.

Granted. The Earth is knocked off its axis, causing a catastrophic climate change that kills most of the Earth's population, but leaves your area nice and sunny year-round.

I wish the weather would go back to normal.

Granted! The weather all over the planet drops below freezing and remains there forever... "normal" by the definition of those who live near the Arctic Circle.

* pokes JinnTolser *

Pssst! You forgot to make a wish!

Spiteful Crow wrote:* pokes JinnTolser *

Pssst! You forgot to make a wish!

*Groan* Not again!

I wish I didn't forget things all the time.

Granted, you only forget things when you're awake.

I wish my toenail clippings were worth more.

Reginald de Curry wrote:I wish my toenail clippings were worth more.

Granted,
Now you are hunted down by men who hoard your precious toenail clippings for there rich Keratin deposits!

I wish I could control space and time.

Granted. You are sent to your own little demiplane with absolutely nothing in it, but you can change the size of it at will...

... and you're given a VCR which you instinctively know how to set the time on.


I wish I had some bacon.

Granted, but it is uncooked.

I wish my GF wasn't busy this weekend.

Granted! She is no longer your Girlfriend. She has left with the man you hate most.

I wish people's wishes will do me good.

Granted. Every beneficial wish on this thread returns its effects upon you threefold. Of course, since every wish on this thread invariably backfires in cruel and nasty ways, that means you catch three times the hell as the poor saps who make the wishes.

I wish I weren't one of the poor saps who keep making self-destructive wishes on this thread.

Granted, you now have lots of money, but are still a sap and making self desstucitve wishes.

I wish the Montagues and Capulets had never fought.