Your Wish Granted...with a Twist

Scipio · Post by **Scipio** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:08 pm

Granted! You got plenty of writing done over spring break, but it was all on topics you weren't really trying to write about. (For instance the history of cheesemaking.)

I wish I had a new TV.

Reginald de Curry · Post by **Reginald de Curry** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:13 pm

Granted, but it only has one channel: The Brittney Spears 24/7 Channel!

I wish the bus schedule wasn't so screwed up.

Drinnik Shoehorn · Post by **Drinnik Shoehorn** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:27 pm

Granted. Buses cease to exist.

I wish Firefly was still being made...

Moral Machivelli · Post by **Moral Machivelli** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:06 pm

Granted. Oh, by the way, meet the new Director, Paris Hilton.

I wish I could Time Shift.

Rotipher of the FoS · Post by **Rotipher of the FoS** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:18 pm

Granted. You can shift yourself in time, albeit not in space. Sadly, as too many sci-fi stories neglect to mention, by the time you arrive at a new point in time, the planet has already moved to another location (due to orbit, galactic rotation, and the overall expansion of the universe). Thus, the first time you try it you die in the vaccuum of space.

I wish I could find a magazine that would buy this article on the history of cheesemaking (the one Scipio stuck me with having written).

VAN · Post by **VAN** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:31 pm

Granted. You find a magazine that buys your such interesting article, but after pubblishing it, no one gets the magazine more in serious and it's forced to close. The angry editor find and force you to pay the salary of the employers yourself for ever!

I wish to be in Greece tomorrow, to the present, neither future nor past.

JinnTolser · Post by **JinnTolser** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 1:10 am

Granted! You're there, but you're in a restricted area on government property and are arrested.

I wish I could find an enjoyable, well-paying job that would let me start at noon.

Jason of the Fraternity · Tue Mar 13, 2007 1:32 am

Granted! You find the job of your innermost dreams... You get paid a handsome 6-figure salary a year, and the work involved is both exciting and enjoyable. Best of all, the boss allows his/her employees to work flexible hours (coming and going as each employee sees fit). Unfortunately, despite finding this job, your are not (nor will you ever be) qualified to work it...

'I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises...'

Scipio · Post by **Scipio** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:29 am

Granted. But the turkey is blander than usual and the bread is stale. (hey those aren't weird surprises theyre normal.

I wish I could get some sleep.

Rotipher of the FoS · Post by **Rotipher of the FoS** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:27 am

Wish granted. {reaches for lead pipe to knock Scipio over the head}

I wish I'd gotten more sleep last night. (And no, saying that I overslept and was late for work is too easy, guys.

)

VAN · Post by **VAN** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:44 am

Granted. You have had the best sleep of your life and you manage to wake up when you want, but you are so deconcentrated rememebering how well you have slept that you make a total mess to your work and your boss fires you.

I wish I have an icecream.

Rotipher of the FoS · Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:58 am

Granted. Unfortunately, it's cyanide-flavored....

I wish the dry-erase pens in my classroom never ran out of ink.

Reginald de Curry · Post by **Reginald de Curry** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:55 pm

Granted, your classroom overflows with ink and you drown.

I wish tube socks and tube tops had more in common.

VAN · Post by **VAN** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:43 pm

Granted now all the tubes contain socks!

I wish I get a digital camera so I can finally get a photo of myself and post it here!

Spiteful Crow · Post by **Spiteful Crow** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:36 pm

Granted. The camera is cursed to create horrific versions of whatever you take a picture of.

I wish my computer had 1 GB of RAM and a better video card.

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Your Wish Granted...with a Twist