Your Wish Granted...with a Twist

[BigBadQDaddy]

Granted! Your house is burglarized in the middle of the night. Now you have no stuff.

I wish playing D&D was a paying job.

Granted!
But your resume is now littered with so many poor employment decisions, no D&D firm will hire you!

I wish I worked at said firm as an in house Player Character Relations Representative, or PC for short!

[JinnTolser]

Granted! But the company falls on hard times. You aren't one of the ones laid off, but you're forced to assume the entire workload of some 40+ people that are let go. With no salary increase or overtime pay.

I wish WotC would reprint all the expensive Magic cards as commons with gigantic print runs, making them easily obtainable without much money.

[Spiteful Crow]

Granted! You get all the Magic cards you could ever want, but now everybody plays Pokémon instead of Magic the Gathering.

[Rotipher of the FoS]

I wish Spiteful Crow hadn't forgotten to make a wish.

[Reginald de Curry]

Granted, it was left out on purpose because it was too lame. So here it is :

I wish I could fly, I wish I could touch the sky…

[Rotipher of the FoS]

Granted. You can now fly. Alas, the ability to land without breaking your neck wasn't mentioned in your wish....

I wish Nancy (VP of my college) would make up her mind to close the school now, before the roads get any icier or my afternoon lab students start driving here in the Pennsylvania sleet.

[Spiteful Crow]

("D'oh!")

Granted. The school closes down permanently.

I wish I wouldn't throw gutterballs at bowling.

[Rotipher of the FoS]

Granted. You throw out your back bowling instead.

I wish I could think of funnier wishes.

[Rotipher of the FoS]

(Hey, one of my wishes just came true for real! Classes canceled due to weather, so I am outta here! )

[JinnTolser]

Granted. You throw out your back bowling instead.

I wish I could think of funnier wishes.

Granted! You end up wishing for a clown, who turns out to be Pennywise and kills you.

I wish there was no such thing as writer's block.

[Reginald de Curry]

Granted, it's replaced by a writer's sphere.

I wish I was special, and not a freak; what am I doing here? Bonus xp if you recognize the song!

[VAN]

Granted, now you are a special... pizza! Not a freaky one though!

I wish I had an original wish to make.

[ScS of the Fraternity]

Bam!
You wish that ScS knows what song Reginald de Curry was singing about. That's pretty original, isn't it?
And wow, I do! It's Creep by Radiohead

I wish I can trade in my bonus points for cash!

[Scipio]

granted, but it's all in old confederate dollars, meaning you cant spend them.

I wish I had gotten full from dinner.

[JinnTolser]

Granted! You overate to the point that you threw up.

I wish my alarm clock had gone off at the right time this morning.