Your Wish Granted...with a Twist

Spiteful Crow · Post by **Spiteful Crow** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:10 pm

Whoops. Forgot to make a wish. >_<

I wish WotC would publicly apologize for turning Strahd into an elf pirate.

JinnTolser · Post by **JinnTolser** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:35 am

Granted! WotC apologizes for Keebler Strahd and issues a recall. To replace him in the set, they introduce a new Strahd mini, but a mistake at the factory results in him wearing a pink dress and a top hat.

I wish that Ravenloft tv show that was being talked about a few years ago would happen.

Rotipher of the FoS · Post by **Rotipher of the FoS** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:39 am

Granted. The Ravenloft tv show is a smash hit with audiences ... as a situation comedy starring Justin Timberlake as Rudolph Van Richten Jr.

I wish the cheap plastic Halloween skeleton I have hanging on my office door were more anatomically accurate. (No raunchy "wish granteds", please!

)

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:14 am

BigBadQDaddy wrote:
alhoon wrote:I wish every creature I hate would suffer! And BTW know that I don't hate/loath my self and take revenge on others for that, neither I secretly hate my loved ones... not that I have any loved ones.
Granted!
Now it is revealed that you have secretly harbored a hatred for all your fellow Frat members, for we all suffered from that lame wish!

Secretly?

Nah, you just haven't heard me screaming "I hate you"... LoL. I got exactly what I wanted by my wish! Do I win something?

Granted! Now it resembles the skeleton of a goldfish far better! It is an anatomical marvel.

I wish again:

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alhoon wrote:I wish every creature I hate would suffer! And BTW know that I don't hate/loath my self and take revenge on others for that, neither I secretly hate my loved ones... not that I have any loved ones.

Spiteful Crow · Post by **Spiteful Crow** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:39 pm

Granted! ... but you suddenly feel filled with warmth and love and discard all notions of hate or dislike.

I wish Wizards would just throw whatever semblance of tradition they have left out the window and stat the Lady of Pain AND give her a background story and complete explanation.

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:45 pm

Granted! WotC throw tradition out of the window. Lady of pain is reveled to be a 3rd level aristocrat with a pack of epic clerics/mages supporting her and a Sadomazo streak.

I wish I wasn't feeled with love and warmth for everyone.

Sylaire · Post by **Sylaire** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:54 pm

Granted! You are now feeled by no one at all with love and/or warmth, and therefore grow into a lonely old person with seventy-four cats, who eventually eat off your fingertips when you can't feed them fast enough!

I wish I could resist the urge to make fun of spelling mistakes on the Internet.

Spiteful Crow · Post by **Spiteful Crow** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:56 pm

Granted! Spelling on the internet gets even worst (There is something deeper than rock bottom.

), giving you the chance to practice!

I wish radio stations would stop playing the EXACT SAME SONG multiple times within one hour.

Sylaire · Post by **Sylaire** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:16 pm

Granted! The additional plays of each song are replaced with commercials for local used-car dealers!

I wish my clients would quit cancelling their closing appointments for silly reasons like being hospitalized...

JinnTolser · Post by **JinnTolser** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:43 pm

Granted! They stop cancelling at all, and simply never show up to their appointments. None of your attempts to contact them and follow up ever succeed, until one day you receive an anonymous phone call from a psychopath who claims to be killing all of your clients in a bizarre attempt to garner your attention.

I wish I didn't keep seeing the same stupid commercials on television all the time.

Scipio · Post by **Scipio** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:10 am

Granted, you no longer see the commercial on TV. Instead you see it everywhere else that you go. There is no longer any escape from it.

I wish that I had a car.

Spiteful Crow · Post by **Spiteful Crow** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:44 pm

Granted! You have one of those fancy cars from Pimp My Ride! But everyone sees that you have such a car, and you find it the next day minus the CD player, television, radio, leather seats, and engine.

VAN · Post by **VAN** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:01 pm

You have forgotten to make a wish Spiteful Crow.

Rotipher of the FoS · Post by **Rotipher of the FoS** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:17 pm

I wish people would quit teasing the silly, scatterbrained folks who forget to make wishes!

Er, but I just did that myself, so I guess I can't be wishing for it all that hard....

Spiteful Crow · Post by **Spiteful Crow** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:47 pm

Granted! They make fun of the silly, scatterbrained folks who forget to make wishes multiple times instead!

I wish I had a lifetime supply of dark chocolate.

Café de Nuit

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Your Wish Granted...with a Twist