Mistmaster wrote: Mon Jan 19, 2026 6:09 pm
"You mean Saidra d'Honaire the current President of the Council of Brilliance? Duchess is a bit exaggerate as a title. And she is not really a Lich, it is a nother kind of undead. " I say drinking the wine. "Oh, the Societè of the Legerdemain. A noble institution"
"Really? I... I don't know if this solves the mystery or adds to it. I... I'll just tell the story as it was.
One of the truths I had to face since I left home is the subjectivity of strangeness. I can talk all I want about undead and abberrations, but to you strixikoid mammals here,
I am the most unknowable thing you've seen your entire lives. Ever since I landed on your continent, suspicion followed me wherever I went, and I was lonely except for the few companions who weren't startled by my looks.
So when George and I reached Dementlieu - The Mordentish nobleman returning from the east after decades, bringing with him the 'dragon man from beyond the mists', we were the talk of the town - I was overjoyed to be greeted by party invitations rather than an angry mob. My companion seemed like he'd rather have another round with the chocolate golems -
don't ask - than go to a masquerade, but I convinced him it could be fun.
The party went quite well: They had those fancy tiny sausages, and I danced with that cute drow guy - what was his name, Vivian? - I think he had something for me...
Nevermind. But then some lady... I didn't see what she do exactly, but the duchess didn't like it. She threw a tantarum there, and everyone just froze, as if they know something terrible is about to happen, and know there's nothing to do about it - or rather, there
is something to do about it, but they wouldn't do it, cause it's too dangerous and there's gotta be someone more suitable to handle this sort of thing. And I looked around and knew
it's me, I'm the one suitable to handle this. The duchess seemed like she was about to cast a spell, so I broke her concentration the quickest way I could think of - a psionic trick that inflicts the target with uncontrollable laughter. Then George took command, directing all non-combatants to evacuate - he somehow seemed to
calm down when the battle started. I think as he drew his sword he said something like 'well, at least now I can stop pretending to enjoy small talk about the state of lettuce in Gundarak!'
It wasn't an easy fight, but far from the hardest we've had. George was injured, but our foe had it much worse. When I checked his wounds, some sort of gray powder fell off them. They looked like the result of a
disintegrate spell. He was lucky to not turn immediately into a pile of dust - if only that luck held for a little longer! Thus, we assumed whatever creature we just fought was a highly skilled spellcaster - but if so, why had she not used any other spells?
Things got weirder when the guards came. We tried to explain as diplomatically as possible that we just got their city rid of a terrible monster, but they insisted we'd plead our case in front of the Council. So we talked to that guy called Gvina - no, Guignol - who was so wrinkly I thought for a sec he was some sort of a mummy, and didn't really listen to us. George said it was unfortunately pretty normal for monsters to infiltrate the high society, and for the authorities to get protective when someone tries to unmask them - but I was too tired to give a flame. I was just about to tell Mr. Gvina that his name sounds like 'cheese' in dwarvish, when
Saidra walked in, alive and well. We were all confused AF, Saidra wanted us decapitated, another council member argued that we can't be executed for a murder that didn't happen, Mr. Gvina looked as if this is a far too late hour for him to activate his brain this much - which I could relate to - and eventually he and George reached the following conclusions:
1) None of us knew what exactly happened tonight, and we weren't sure we wanted to.
2) George and I couldn't just get away with attacking a council member.
3) Excecuting or imprisoning George Weathermay without clear justification would be provoking the Mordentish government.
4) Mordent and Dementlieu had been allies for decades, and no sane person in these parts of the world would benefit from a war between them - especially not Dementlieu, which has barely started recovering from the revolution attempt five years ago.
The bottom line was that the two of us should get out of the domain ASAP and not return 'anywhen during the next dozen years' or face the 'consequences of our actions'.
So George said she must have been a lich - but the more I read about liches, the less it makes sense to me: Lichdom is
intentional. It requires a carefully planned ritual, which one must already be a decent spellcaster to to perform. 'It takes power to get power', if to quote Van Richten.
It does make more sense for her disintegrating power to be an innate spell-like ability than for her to learn a single
sixth level spell and no other. But if she
isn't a lich, how else would you explain her rejuvenation? And yes, I'm pretty sure we killed her.
Anyway, I'm concerned by the influence she holds in the realm. From the tales I've managed to gather from immegrants, she'd been using her disintegration powers quite freely on mortals over the past five years, and her undeath is an open secret, yet no one ever thought to make
her face the consequences of her actions. Maybe the locals have lost hope after the 75' rebellion's faliure?"
[Offplay note: I checked VRGtR now and Saidra is said to have the stats of a wraith. I think I confused her with Pointy Hat's 'intoner' bardic lich, because they have very similar portraits.]