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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 8:37 pm
by Scipio
Granted, but you're allergic to the dip. (Technically it's not toxic.)
Edit: I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish.
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 8:50 pm
by Scarycount
Granted, you now have a shock collar around your neck that turns on whenever you forget to make a wish.
I wish I had my own theme song, that the dj plays whenever I show up at a party.
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:16 pm
by BigBadQDaddy
Oh priceless...
Granted! And that theme song is
It's Raining Men by the Weather Girls
I wish I had more time to play
Dead Rising on my 360.
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 10:05 pm
by Scipio
Granted! You lose your job, giving you all the time you want to play it.
I wish I hadn't gotten in a car wreck coming back from the store.
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 11:28 pm
by Rotipher of the FoS
Ouch! Not funny; I hope you and your car are OK, Scipio.
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:00 am
by Scipio
I'm a bit banged up but I've had worse (only a couple cracked ribs and a sprained wrist.) The car, however was DOA, it rolled 7 times into a ditch, stupid drunk drivers.
*zap*
OW, ok I'll wish already! I wish I didn't have this shock collar.
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:48 am
by Spiteful Crow
Scipio wrote:*zap*
OW, ok I'll wish already! I wish I didn't have this shock collar.
Granted! It's a belt now!
I wish to never go to Korea ever again.
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:04 am
by Moral Machivelli
Granted. You just got petrified and cemented to the ground. Now you can't go anywhere again.
I wish for somthing nice.
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:14 pm
by Drinnik Shoehorn
Moral Machivelli wrote:Granted. You just got petrified and cemented to the ground. Now you can't go anywhere again.
I wish for somthing nice.
Granted. The townhall from Nice, France, falls from the sky and squishes you.
I wish I hadn't cut my eye at work the other day because it freaking hurts.
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:32 pm
by alhoon
Granted! You have cut off your hand instead!
I wish all Americans would stop speaking English or any version of that language.
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:39 pm
by Isabella
Дарено! Теперь они все говорят плохого русского. Никто может понять их, массовая истеричность происходит, и международные проломы экономии вниз.
Я желаю alhoon не сделало то желание, потому что я не могу поговорить русского
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:17 pm
by Sylaire
Apparently my browser has Cyrillic installed...
I wish I'd taken more than a semester of Russian.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 4:15 am
by VAN
Granted. You study Russian every hour of the day and... you die since you have forgotten to drink and eat for days.
I wish Americans turn to speak english again so I can understand what Isabella has said to alhoon!
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 11:12 am
by alhoon
Isabella wrote:Дарено! Теперь они все говорят плохого русского. Никто может понять их, массовая истеричность происходит, и международные проломы экономии вниз.
Я желаю alhoon не сделало то желание, потому что я не могу поговорить русского
LooooooooooL
Granted! However your IQ is so low that you can't understand
anything other than what Isabella said
I wish I understood too what Isabella said.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 2:41 pm
by VAN
Granted! You have the same twist effect with me of course!
I wish Isabella translate her post to us!