Your Wish Granted...with a Twist

Moral Machivelli · Post by **Moral Machivelli** » Sat May 05, 2007 9:02 am

Granted. You are strong, and can instantly escape from any Harem. Escaping from harm, on the other hand, you can't quite pull off (don't ya just love typos?)

I wish for a new lightbulb.

midnightcat · Post by **midnightcat** » Sat May 05, 2007 11:28 am

Moral Machivelli wrote:Granted. You are strong, and can instantly escape from any Harem. Escaping from harm, on the other hand, you can't quite pull off (don't ya just love typos?)

I wish for a new lightbulb.

Granted,
You have lightBub but it only for Lighthouses.

I wish I Had my pet cat Cissy back., and she is not undead. Don't need a zombie Kitty.

Scipio · Post by **Scipio** » Sat May 05, 2007 6:44 pm

Granted, you have your pet cat back. Unfortunately, you failed to specify that you wanted her alive, so you now have a dead kitty instead of a zombie one.

I wish I weren't so stressed out lately.

Spiteful Crow · Post by **Spiteful Crow** » Sat May 05, 2007 6:46 pm

Scipio wrote:I wish I weren't so stressed out lately.

Granted! The lobotomy removes all trace of worry, emotion, or free will from your system.

I wish webcomics would quit jumping sharks. ¬_¬

Jack of Tears · Post by **Jack of Tears** » Mon May 07, 2007 10:22 am

Granted, a good web-comic is never written again and your backtub is filled with jumping sharks.

I wish to be granted every good thing I've ever wanted and then to die happy.

Moral Machivelli · Post by **Moral Machivelli** » Mon May 07, 2007 1:58 pm

Granted. However, a slight time space mixup results in them all happening only in antoher dimension. Don't worry however, you still get the last part. Death by laughing gas.

I wish I was in a place where everything is perfect.

VAN · Post by **VAN** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:16 pm

Granted, but soon you get tired of all this perfection and you literally die from boredom!

I wish a friend of mine shouldn't have gone to military.

Spiteful Crow · Post by **Spiteful Crow** » Mon May 07, 2007 4:27 pm

VAN wrote:I wish a friend of mine shouldn't have gone to military.

Granted! You join the military instead! Falkovnia needs young men like you.

I wish I had an ostrich which laid golden eggs.

VAN · Post by **VAN** » Mon May 07, 2007 4:28 pm

Ahem.. actually I'm a woman, but I accept the twist of the wish.

Spiteful Crow · Post by **Spiteful Crow** » Mon May 07, 2007 4:38 pm

VAN wrote:Ahem.. actually I'm a woman, but I accept the twist of the wish.

I am sooooooo sorry!

* commits seppuku *

Rotipher of the FoS · Post by **Rotipher of the FoS** » Mon May 07, 2007 9:50 pm

Your wish for an ostrich is granted! However, as you've just committed seppuku, its gold eggs won't do your corpse much good....

I wish my private-message boxes on this site were a LOT bigger, so they wouldn't keep getting filled up.

Jack of Tears · Post by **Jack of Tears** » Mon May 07, 2007 10:25 pm

Granted, your PM boxes have infinite capacity, but you develop a compulsion to read them all through at once ... too bad that people never seem to stop writing you. Eh, what else were you going to do with eternity?

I wish the world would explode

Sylaire · Post by **Sylaire** » Tue May 08, 2007 3:03 pm

Granted! The world explodes with excitement over the sensation of Britney Spears' comeback!

I wish the Dark Powers didn't speak idiomatically when mis-granting wishes. ^_-

Rotipher of the FoS · Post by **Rotipher of the FoS** » Tue May 08, 2007 3:09 pm

Antedgray. Ethay Arkday Owerspay ownay eakspay inay Igpay Atinlay steadinay.

I wish I knew whether or not that was the right way to translate words like "in", that start with vowels, into Pig Latin.

Spiteful Crow · Post by **Spiteful Crow** » Tue May 08, 2007 3:56 pm

Rotipher of the FoS wrote:Antedgray. Ethay Arkday Owerspay ownay eakspay inay Igpay Atinlay steadinay.

I wish I knew whether or not that was the right way to translate words like "in", that start with vowels, into Pig Latin.

I usually do the same thing, but I don't know if it's right. Trying to pronounce niay sounds funny, anyway.

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