Café de Nuit

Granted! Pink Floyd starts sprutting from the sewers of all the principal cities on Earth, it flows through the streets and proves to be highly corrosive, quickly dissolving any organic material it touches. Curiously, no one takes the threat seriously. Millions die in the Catastrophe. Worse still, the pink floyd proves to be self aware, and the few survivors surrender to it. In the end, PINK FLOYD RULES!!!

I wish my gf says "yes"...

Granted. She says "yes" to the drop-dead gorgeous hunk she met at a coffee shop, when he asks her to ditch you and run off to Tahiti with him.



I wish the DVD I rented today, to watch while I write, hadn't just started looking awfully familiar (because I'd seen the film in the theater and been so underwelmed I forgot about it entirely ).

Granted! You repress the memory and end up renting it again next week.

I wish all shows like Extra, Entertainment Tonight, and the like would go off the air once and for all.

Sylaire wrote:I wish...come to think of it, I wish I knew who or what Zlad was...

http://www.molvania.com.au/molvania/eur ... _2004.html

Wish Granted! They take them all off the air, but every television network then goes into liquidation. In a last ditch attempt, they attempt a year long Big Brother meets American Idol across every network, 24 hours a day.

I wish the corpses that appeared in my bank account after my last wish would turn into their weight in gold.

Wiccy of the Fraternity wrote:I wish the corpses that appeared in my bank account after my last wish would turn into their weight in gold.

Granted! A rat with the Touch of Midas appears in the vault and turns all the corpses to gold. Unfortunately, when you go to claim your gold, the bank employee who goes to retrieve it gets bitten and turned to gold. And then another employee goes in to check on him and gets bitten. And then the manager goes in and gets bitten. Finally, impatient, you go to get the gold yourself and the rat crawls up your pants and you turn to gold as well.

I wish Jack Thompson would get killed in a sports riot.

Wish Granted, but since you were oh, so curious about wanting to see the death first-hand, you get trampled to death by the ravenous crowd.

I wish zombies would take over the world...

Wiccy of the Fraternity wrote:I wish zombies would take over the world...

Ravenloft Core Rulebook says: "When evil characters wish for something dark and twisted, they have a 50% chance of receiving their wish exactly as requested, indicating that the Dark Powers deemed the wish's intent to be already corrupted."

So, um, the wish comes true.

Or, assuming the Great Dice of God (Who Does Not Play Dice) rolled 51-00, you could just say the extreme right/left/nationalist/communist parties are elected to every nation. [Oooh! Bit of politics there!]

My wish: I wish the couple next door would just knock it off already. Seriously. This is getting old.

Granted! They start a garage band instead, and insist on practicing at 3:00 in the morning every night.

I wish Star Trek holodecks were real... and free.

JinnTolser wrote:Granted! They start a garage band instead, and insist on practicing at 3:00 in the morning every night.

I wish Star Trek holodecks were real... and free.

Granted! The human race dies out because all the men would rather use the holodeck than go through all the trouble of finding real women.

I wish I had a working replicator like in Star Trek, and the means to power it, and that it could replicate anything I want as much as I want.

Granted. You may now use your replicater to make unlimited quantities of whatever you desire. However, the thing you most desire, one groggy morning, is coffee, and the stupid machine complies with your half-awake request for "lots of coffee" by drowning you in 10,000 gallons of piping hot premium blend. (Cream and sugar with that? )



I wish I hadn't forgotten to return my library books yesterday.

Granted! You remember to return them but fail to do so because of a librarian strike lasting a good three months. By the time you finally get round to returning them and having the return recorded, your books are three months overdue instead of a few days.

I wish I had a working TIE Advanced with quadmounted forward facing lasers and deflector shield system.

HuManBing wrote:I wish I had a working TIE Advanced with quadmounted forward facing lasers and deflector shield system.

Granted! Some stupid farmboy gets his hands on a Y-Wing and shoots you down.

I wish I had heat vision.

Granted, you have heat vision, but you see something so hot that you get blind.

I wish we have a normal temperature tomorrow, this so hot weather on May is a problem for all of us here.

WIsh granted but now it is a major snowstorm and you get 2 feet of snow! THe city is paralysed by this.

I wish the Government would do something about the Bus Strike here(Joel and Jonathan know what Im talking about)

Granted, the government cancel all public servicss forever and ever!

Wow... that was way to lucid for me...

Errrm... I wish that all of my heroes were alive today *yummy*