Your Wish Granted...with a Twist

BigBadQDaddy · Post by **BigBadQDaddy** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:54 am

Granted
The Judge hands you a life sentance... and doesn't charge you a dime!
(I'm sorry to resort to the level of using puns...shame

)

I wish I hadn't spent 10 hours watching Heroes yesterday

Rotipher of the FoS · Sun Feb 25, 2007 11:54 am

Granted. You spent those ten hours watching Teletubbies instead.

I wish I'd already finished writing my students' exams for Thursday.

Jester of the FoS · Post by **Jester of the FoS** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 1:51 pm

Nathan of the FoS wrote:Granted! The exam is done, but in a moment of absent-mindedness you just e-mailed the key to your entire class. Have fun re-writing.

I wish I hadn't wished for anything in this thread.

Granted, it's been deleted.

I wish my stomach would stop growling.

VAN · Post by **VAN** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:03 pm

Granted. Your stomach is now ok, but you have a terrible headache.

I wish to have a brand new car.

Jasper · Post by **Jasper** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 5:20 pm

Poof! Your toy matchbox car is is shiny and new.

I wish for a a pay raise at work.

Scarycount · Post by **Scarycount** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 7:13 pm

Granted. Unfortunately this enrages you fellow workers, who lynch you.

I wish my girlfriend had a nicer family.

Lord_Pruitt · Post by **Lord_Pruitt** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:43 pm

Granted, her family are now a pack of zombies.

I wish for the ultimate cheeseburger.

BigBadQDaddy · Post by **BigBadQDaddy** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:44 pm

Scarycount wrote:Granted. Unfortunately this enrages you fellow workers, who lynch you.

I wish my girlfriend had a nicer family.

Granted!
But now your GF is a totally horrible person.

I wish I could expell flaming babies like a breath weapon...from my mouth!

EDITED by Nathan of the Fraternity--let's keep it PG-ish, ladies and gentlemen.

Scarycount · Post by **Scarycount** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:03 am

Lord_Pruitt wrote:Granted, her family are now a pack of zombies.

Well, it's a slight improvement.

Undead Cabbage · Post by **Undead Cabbage** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:57 am

Granted. The babies are hostile though, and beat you silly with their own femurs.

That's right, femurs.

I wish I was Jack Skellington.

ScS of the Fraternity · Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:41 am

Duh... [Drools moronically]
Granted.
BAM!

You are now an image permanently affixed to the purses and clothing of millions of teenaged emo chicks. Your sentience is slowly chipped away by hours of vapid bitching by self-centered teenagers convinced that liking Jack Skellington makes them unique little ducks.

I wish I wasn't so alone.... so very alone

alhoon · Post by **alhoon** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:00 pm

Granted! You're nailed in a coffin 6' below earth with a ravenous ghoul.

I wish I won't be harmed by the coming wish!

vipera aspis · Post by **vipera aspis** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:49 pm

Granted!
you're fine but a plague eliminates all other life.

I wish wizards would give full rights of Ravenloft to the Frat.

Ken of Ghastria · Post by **Ken of Ghastria** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:39 pm

Granted. Wizards of the Coast inexplicably yields rights to the Theta Pi Epsilon fraternity of Boston University, which immediately produces a Ravenloft-themed porn video, "Barovians Gone Wild!"

I wish I could take my eyes off this thread.

VAN · Post by **VAN** » Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:02 pm

Granted, your eyes now are in your hands and you can take them wherever you want!

I wish to be on vacation in Hawai.

Café de Nuit

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Your Wish Granted...with a Twist