Ivan's 'minor' Darklord curse...
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 6:36 pm
...is it actually a sign of his depravity.
Strahd wants the love of a beautiful woman. She ends up constantly reincarneted so he can fail to win that love time and time again. ZING!
Azalin wants to perpetually increase his magical powers. He has gets magic-related amnesia. GOTCHA!
Harkon Lukas wants the power and prestige of ruling a great kingdom. He (secretly) rules about 200 sq miles of forest populated by roughly 5,000 people whose culture is somewhat biased against strong authority. OO, THAT'S GOTTA HURT!
Love. Knowledge. Power.
Thoughout history boundless examples of people commiting awful deeds for things of such great value exist.
For his many murders, cumulating in the death of the one person he truly did love and who loved him back, Ivan Dilisnya, co-Darklord of Borca, was sentenced to lose his sense of taste, because that's the only thing the Dark Powers could find about him that he actually valued. UHHH...
That doesn't sound so terrible.
At first.
Because we're not as psychopathically shallow and immature as Ivan is. He doesn't value things that our society tells us are valuable, because he just never grew up enough to value them. He's just a hedonist who craves pleasure and throws lethal tantrums when he doesn't get it. He's a child who liked pulling the wings off of flies and throwing rocks at cats and he never really grew up, he just started hurting bigger targets more ...permanently.
Okay, he also likes writing and directing plays and wants to be regarded as a genuis playwright. Baby steps.
Ivan is not an undead, demon, dark fey or lycanthrope. Like many of the worst monsters in Ravenloft and real life he's just a human who has absolutely no ability to think or feel about anything except his own wants.
Losing your sense of taste doesn't sound terrible to us compared to what curses other Darklords have to suffer under but I'm certain that Ivan finds it completely intolerable suffering and is constantly pained by it. I'm certain that Ivan can't imagine ANYONE suffering as much as he does, even when he personally tortures them, because Ivan is just incapable of understanding other people's depth of feeling in the first place.
Ivan has a wimpy curse not because he isn't a horrible monster but because it was the only thing he had that he cared about that the Dark Powers could take away from him. One of his five basic senses. Not someone he loved, not legal/magic/military power, not respect or renown or faith in his god. And, unlike Strahd and so many other arguably worse Darklords, he has absolutely no sympathetic or redeeming qualities. Quite an achievement given the competition. Bravo.
I'm probably not saying anything that everyone else here hasn't already figured out or at least guessed at a long time ago, but I've been mulling it over in my head for a long time now, and it's been about a decade since the last time I posted, so why not?
Strahd wants the love of a beautiful woman. She ends up constantly reincarneted so he can fail to win that love time and time again. ZING!
Azalin wants to perpetually increase his magical powers. He has gets magic-related amnesia. GOTCHA!
Harkon Lukas wants the power and prestige of ruling a great kingdom. He (secretly) rules about 200 sq miles of forest populated by roughly 5,000 people whose culture is somewhat biased against strong authority. OO, THAT'S GOTTA HURT!
Love. Knowledge. Power.
Thoughout history boundless examples of people commiting awful deeds for things of such great value exist.
For his many murders, cumulating in the death of the one person he truly did love and who loved him back, Ivan Dilisnya, co-Darklord of Borca, was sentenced to lose his sense of taste, because that's the only thing the Dark Powers could find about him that he actually valued. UHHH...
That doesn't sound so terrible.
At first.
Because we're not as psychopathically shallow and immature as Ivan is. He doesn't value things that our society tells us are valuable, because he just never grew up enough to value them. He's just a hedonist who craves pleasure and throws lethal tantrums when he doesn't get it. He's a child who liked pulling the wings off of flies and throwing rocks at cats and he never really grew up, he just started hurting bigger targets more ...permanently.
Okay, he also likes writing and directing plays and wants to be regarded as a genuis playwright. Baby steps.
Ivan is not an undead, demon, dark fey or lycanthrope. Like many of the worst monsters in Ravenloft and real life he's just a human who has absolutely no ability to think or feel about anything except his own wants.
Losing your sense of taste doesn't sound terrible to us compared to what curses other Darklords have to suffer under but I'm certain that Ivan finds it completely intolerable suffering and is constantly pained by it. I'm certain that Ivan can't imagine ANYONE suffering as much as he does, even when he personally tortures them, because Ivan is just incapable of understanding other people's depth of feeling in the first place.
Ivan has a wimpy curse not because he isn't a horrible monster but because it was the only thing he had that he cared about that the Dark Powers could take away from him. One of his five basic senses. Not someone he loved, not legal/magic/military power, not respect or renown or faith in his god. And, unlike Strahd and so many other arguably worse Darklords, he has absolutely no sympathetic or redeeming qualities. Quite an achievement given the competition. Bravo.
I'm probably not saying anything that everyone else here hasn't already figured out or at least guessed at a long time ago, but I've been mulling it over in my head for a long time now, and it's been about a decade since the last time I posted, so why not?