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Tips for Darklords
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:01 pm
by Undead Cabbage
If I were an Overlord List
To see the list, just scroll down a bit. I don't think there is a single Darklord that doesn't fail at least one of these.
Except, of course, Azalin. But then again, his doomsday devices could have been labelled 'do not touch' as well.
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:46 pm
by Gemathustra
I don't know...
I always got the gross suspicion that to follow that list explicitely would take absolutely all of the fun out of being a melodramatic villain.
I'd sooner floss my teeth with Scs' intestines again than give up laughing maniacally.
Or turning into a giant snake.
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:17 pm
by ScS of the Fraternity
Tip #554: Cultivate friendship with a species of viscious malaysian intestinal worms. That way, if captured you can vomit them out to attack your captors.
Also discourages people from flossing with your entrails - the second time, anyway.
Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 4:11 pm
by Gemathustra
ScS of the Fraternity wrote:Tip #554: Cultivate friendship with a species of viscious malaysian intestinal worms. That way, if captured you can vomit them out to attack your captors.
Also discourages people from flossing with your entrails - the second time, anyway.
On the other hand, malaysian intestinal worms go great with tom kha soup.
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 2:55 pm
by JinnTolser
My favorite on the list was this one:
If one of my daughters actually manages to win the hero and openly defies me, I will congratulate her on her choice, declare a national holiday to celebrate the wedding, and proclaim the hero my heir. This will probably be enough to break up the relationship. If not, at least I am assured that no hero will attack my Legions of Terror when they are holding a parade in his honor.