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Dear Sheriff von Zarovich,

Is it true that you once described Lord Vasili von Holtz as being a foppish, necrophiliac with an unhealthy fondness for bat guano?

Sheriff Von Zarovich: Yes... Though I tend to describe everyone with that particular endearment eventually. Oddly I think I am the only one sensitive enough to understand it, so I have won few friends with it.

Dear Azreal Dak: Do you find that being on the cusp of true Darklordship but now having to battle a new Darklord who one-up'd you, you now have a particular insight on what to do or not to do, that you might wish to give the others who might want to take on their current masters for promotion???

Azreal Dak: No matter how much they bait and badger you, don't fly into a feral rage and attempt to claw out the eyes of any of the Dark Powers serving on the selection committee.

Dear Igor,

If you had one wish, what would it be?