Café de Nuit

I do have a minor quibble though-Deithryl Steelheart made a completely selfish, ego-justified decision to force her entire village into hardship and exodus for their own good...utterly indefensible. But she didn't expect them to die. Is it truly an act of Ultimate Darkess worthy of Darklordship then ...

I think that it's brilliant , myself.

And of course lack of education and opportunity isn't the same as stupid-our Caliban protagonist might be convinced of his own stupidity thanks to years of indoctrination, only to find out in the field that he's more skilled than he knows, has several natural ...

"That sound! Quick, we must hide!"
"Dmitri, it's only the bardic contest from the pub...Oh, I like that part, nice wailing bit-"
"Roman you idiot! That music belongs to only one waterfowl! We are doomed!"
"God's Teeth,Dmitri ! The Dark-winged Duck of Omen is a myth! It's an old wives' tale! Stop ...

Even in the Dread Realms, let there be Peace on Earth for just one day...

One of the more original takes on the Van Richtens saga...Bravo!

Looking forward to more as you feel the inspiration...

I...have absolutely no idea what is going on in this comic.

More, please!

A complete conversion to Swords & Wizardry Basic-but honestly, our gang did most of that ourselves...

The Lesser Evil wrote:I don't tug on Strahd's cape.
I don't spit into the Mists.
I don't pull the choker off that old Montarri
And I don't mess around with Azalin.

NO, NOT THE EARWORMS! AIEEEEEE!!!!!

My goal is to destroy evil monsters wherever they may be found-not to weld them into a legion of unimaginable might and to rule over all of the United Domains as the benevolent deity that I am... :twisted:

On a related note, I am to remind the DM that Megalomania is no longer on the List the next ...

I am not ever to attempt to convince Victor Mordenheim to turn his Golem-making research towards the invention of Pokemon. Wasn't getting tossed off the roof of his Schloss warning enough? :roll:

I am not to use any of the following descriptors in my Dread Golem research ever again:
-Pokemon ...

Mistmaster wrote:You meant the Darklord of Falkovnia there, did you Order99?

I did indeed, but alas I was quivering with righteous wrath at the time...

-Congratulations! Your replacing of the Richemulot road markers with "This way to the House of Mouse!" has captured the imaginations of every 'clued-in' resident of said Realm....now the bad news? The Renier sisters are NOT laughing...

The Darklord of Falkovnia will find out who snuck into several ...

-I am not allowed to hunt vampires by dressing orphan children in explosives-laden clothing and then pointing out "Grandpa" from a safe distance. Yes, I know we all laughed (even the vampire) but please stop... :cry:

-There is nothing wrong with playing a 'perfectly modern Suffragette'-type ...

I watched Beyond the Black Rainbow, recently, and honestly, I quite liked it! The soundtrack and sound design were immaculate, and the cinematography was gorgeous. The story was also, rather intriguing! What brought it down, a bit, (IMO) was the pacing. The movie literally crawls at a snail's pace ...

I've seen that movie-and the 'Re-incarnation of my Lost Love' subplot does make an appearance there (possibly the first time?). Palance's Dracula is by turns suave, romantic, witty, vengeful, petty and cruel as well- I concur that he would be a good fit for Strahd.