Apparently, you've never had to trim the hedges in my backyard before. If you don't have a chainsaw and a flamethrower, and possibly a couple gallons of industrial-strength weed-killer, well...Steve Miller wrote:I think we can take the ending of "Satanic Rites of Dracula" as proof that what works in folklore doesn't always work on film.
(I can see a dramatic scene being made of the vampire needing to rice or sesame seeds [in a funny kind of way]... but having *seen* a vampire wrestle with a bush and some vines... let me assure that there's nothing dramatic about it.)
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"Arrogant mortal! You are in my world now and you will never leave this attic alive! I will destroy you, and then I will possess she whom you love the most. And there is not a single thing in the world you can do to stop me!"
*poke*
"OW!"
-Dracula
*poke*
"OW!"
-Dracula