Yeah, I keep telling the super to do something about the Portal to the Nether Realms down in the foyer, but, y'know. Guy's gotta fix the cable box first.
On the plus side, it makes a pretty good garbage disposal.
Did you ancestors ever make any mention of gypsies, possibly with a whisper and a frightened look in their eyes?
"No, but evil is still being — Is having reason — Being reasonable! Mousie understands? Is always being reason. Is punishing world for not being... Like in head. Is always reason. World should be different, is reason."
Oh, yeah, around fifty Romani migrant workers apparently fell into the cement mixer back when they were renovating this place; I think they're baked into the foundation, now. Broker said it made the apartment more "rustic."
I'm reliably informed the Random Number Generator likes magic eight balls.
"No, but evil is still being — Is having reason — Being reasonable! Mousie understands? Is always being reason. Is punishing world for not being... Like in head. Is always reason. World should be different, is reason."
Doc, I appreciate the help, but aren't I 50 feet in the air and you down at surface level? I should be able to Escape Artist the stuff eventually, so don't worry about it if you can't make it up.
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