Um...Jimsolo wrote:Of course, it would still be fanfiction. And a good fanfic is like a good Nazi. Theoretical at best. (J/k Hazgarn!)
*has actually written a Castle fanfic that involved a "good" Nazi*
Ouch.Hell, you could even call it Castle Ravenloft!
Get it?
Castle...Ravenloft?
Sigh...
The idea floundered because I really couldn't think of much of a plot. There was supposed to be some silliness where Beckett got to make use of what she learned about powder pistols during the steampunk episode, and Castle got to shine with his fencing skills. I think I planned to have Alanik Ray show up, so that Ryan could geek over solving a case with an elf, and there was going to be a running gag about everyone they met thinking they were from Paridon.
This scene was really all I ever got written:
"Have I told you lately that I hate this place?" Javier asked, almost conversationally as he slid down beside his partner who was crouched down, using an overturned carriage for cover. "I hate its shitty inns, and its creepy villages, and the creepier people with their dumb superstitions, and it's stupid stone-age guns..."
And its monsters. Javier hated the monsters, but that pretty much went without saying at this point. In any case, the last was spit viciously as Javier shoved the offending weapon at his partner. Kevin rolled his eyes as he took it, handing Javier his own pistol. Javier took the weapon with a grunt of thanks. Cautiously, he peered over the top of the carriage, grateful when the coast seemed clear.
Though, a doubting voice in the back of his mind was insisting this was more than likely a really bad sign.
"I don't get it, bro," Kevin said as he packed the bullet down the barrel. "You can strip and reassemble an AK in less than thirty seconds. Reloading a musket isn't remotely that hard."
"Well you know what they say. High spirits are no substitute for eight hundred rounds per minute."
Beside him, his partner made a choked noise.
"Dude, do not quote Dog Soldiers when we're this close to Verbrek. Do you have a death wish?"

