Your Wish Granted...with a Twist

Spiteful Crow · Post by **Spiteful Crow** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 7:27 pm

Granted! You die in a horrible car accident that you would've missed if you had gotten up late like you were supposed to.

I wish my cellphone had more minutes.

Sylaire · Post by **Sylaire** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:13 pm

Granted! You have now contracted leprosy in its advanced stages. When you attempt to dial the phone, your fingers break off at the first knuckle, preventing you from being able to press buttons, and you use far fewer minutes each month.

I wish they'd put a new Sherlock Holmes series on TV.

Isabella · Post by **Isabella** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:24 pm

Granted! But the writers and producers haven't actually read any of the books, they just watched a few episodes of "Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century" in the '90s. In an effort to make the show more PC, Watson will be replaced by a sassy and smart teenaged girl that was thrown back in time from the present day, and the entire thing will be like a bad fanfiction.

I wish more people would comment in the fiction board.

Guardian of Twilight · Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:31 pm

Isabella wrote:Granted! But the writers and producers haven't actually read any of the books, they just watched a few episodes of "Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century" in the '90s. In an effort to make the show more PC, Watson will be replaced by a sassy and smart teenaged girl that was thrown back in time from the present day, and the entire thing will be like a bad fanfiction.

I wish more people would comment in the fiction board.

Granted, now they comment about how they should disband it.

I wish I could play guitar better...

Spiteful Crow · Post by **Spiteful Crow** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 1:07 am

Guardian of Twilight wrote:I wish I could play guitar better...

Granted! You play so well that you become a famous and join a band. Later on in your career, you're the band member who overdoses on drugs and commits suicide.

Isabella wrote:Granted! But the writers and producers haven't actually read any of the books, they just watched a few episodes of "Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century" in the '90s.

Ugh! I remember that awful show! >_<

Speaking of bad shows, I wish The Batman was taken off the air and all copies of it thoroughly destroyed, and the earth salted.

JinnTolser · Post by **JinnTolser** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 1:49 am

Granted! The Batman is taken off the air, and its timeslot is used to create a cartoon based on the Dungeons & Dragons movie. Marlon Wayans agrees to reprise his role.

I wish gasoline was free and available in unlimited quantities.

Scarycount · Post by **Scarycount** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:37 am

Granted, but it still contributes to global warming and with it now being free and unlimited everyine is using it a lot and the world heats up considerably faster.

I wish for snow, (and please have something better than another ice age).

Rotipher of the FoS · Post by **Rotipher of the FoS** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:43 am

Granted. Trucks come and take the 7 inches that fell on all the streets of my town yesterday and last night, and dump it all on your house. Hope your roof is strong.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to videotape Heroes last week.

Scipio · Post by **Scipio** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:44 am

Granted, but you get over 20 feet of snow. As with all major ice storms this leads to weight concerns, collapsing your roof. Since you couldn't get out of the house with that much snow, you're trapped by the debris and starve to death as the rescue workers try to locate you.

I wish my back weren't hurting so much...

Rotipher of the FoS · Post by **Rotipher of the FoS** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:46 am

{sigh...} How about: I wish Scipio and I hadn't just posted at almost the same time, and thus buried Scarycount's house twice?

Spiteful Crow · Post by **Spiteful Crow** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:21 am

Granted. His house burns down instead.

I wish donuts grew on trees.

ScS of the Fraternity · Sun Mar 18, 2007 9:59 am

Bam!
Doughnuts grow on tress, but they're all... plain cake doughnuts! The horror! The horror!

I wish I could make things happen by narrating it; like Rod Serling used to do on the Twilight Zone.

Guardian of Twilight · Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:08 pm

ScS of the Fraternity wrote:I wish I could make things happen by narrating it; like Rod Serling used to do on the Twilight Zone.

Sorry to jump in, but man! That's a good one!

...

Ok, back to you guys.

Isabella · Post by **Isabella** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:11 pm

Granted! But you can't turn it off. The next time you use a colorful expression you condemn reality to the festering burning pit. (I can't elaborate without violating the board's terms of use! =P)

I wish that my wish could be as awesome as ScS's wish.

Guardian of Twilight · Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:19 pm

Isabella wrote:Granted! But you can't turn it off. The next time you use a colorful expression you condemn reality to the festering burning pit. (I can't elaborate without violating the board's terms of use! =P)

I wish that my wish could be as awesome as ScS's wish.

Granted. But now people such as I keep talking about how great your response is, and the thread gets shut down because of being off topic.

I wish I could go to London...

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